If you could hack news headlines

Say you have amazing hacker skills and can break into any news reporting service. But for reasons you can only edit the headlines, and at most one word (ideally, only a single letter.) Your motive? Mostly for the lols. Share your edits here.

Here are two of mine from my Google News feed today:

The universe’s cock might have bigger ticks than we imagine

2 hurt, 1 missing after possible electrical shark at Arizona lake