If you could torture and kill one fictional character, who would it be?

Continuing the slight hijack…

Actually most of the female characters from Wheel of Time have been annoying. It’s been awhile now (I’m not reading anymore until they’re ALL out godammit) but I think they’ve all had at least one turn of meddling for someone else’s “own good” and then getting upset when their good intentions aren’t wellmet. Or when they interpret happenings without considering they might be wrong. Or … oh man they’re starting to make Wesley and Jar Jar look almost tolerable.
Almost.

I… don’t… care!! I want her gone!

I have actually stopped drinking Pepsi because of that Moppet from Hell.

Everyone on Ally McBeal.

Heather from “The Blair Witch Project”. But I guess that was taken care of.

Didn’t they already do this one? I hear talk of another sequel too…

George RR Martin Spoiler

I hate Joffrey Baratheon with a passion. I wanted to mutilate him in all sorts of creative ways. But my good friend George beat me to the punch. If you have read the Song of Ice and Fire (what the Wheel of Time could be if RJ had any talent whatsoever), you would know what I am talking about.

MR

I’d castrate John Bender, from Breakfast Club, and let him die from the blood loss.

Everyone on Seinfeld except Kramer and Newman.
Funny how I hate the main characters and still find myself watching and enjoying the show (when there’s nothing else on, of course).

Bester, from Babylon 5.

::: makes note to warn Him about tracer, come the Second Coming ::: :wink:

How about any character Bruce Willis ever played on film, for starters. Also, Tuttie from The Facts of Life. And, while I’m still on Facts Of Life…what about that old, red- headed bitch? DIE, DIE, DIE.

I like the pepsi girl. If you saw The Insider you would know that she is a pretty good little actress.

vote green, Jabe

Weren’t these all the same show?

Oh yeah, I forgot about Edna from “The Awakening”. Fortunately she killed herself off in a massive dose of self pity. I know it’s supposed to be great literature, but I have no respect for anyone who abandons their family to “discover themselves.” Of course in this case self-discovery consisted of running around like a tramp . . .

smartypants! How could you! Ignatius J. Reilly is a very good character. Annoying at times, but hilarious at others. His mother, however, does deserve to die.

Ahh, I think she did die, actually…not Cloris Leachman, right? The other one…

I made a cross-country odyssey recently, which gave me some time to watch a bit of MTV. My question is:

  1. Do they even make a pretense of showing music videos anymore? Sometimes I’d flip channels and think I had caught a music video, but it would be just a tiny clip from their week-long N*Stynk rockumentary, or maybe a Pepsi commercial, or both.

  2. Has MTV been taken over by the people who make after-school specials?

As for the OP, if I were Q, I’d put “him” from the Powerpuff girls onto Voyager and leave it at that. It seems that Starfleet has been replaced by a bunch of therapy groups run by the Hallmark card corporation. “Neelix, I don’t think you’re really mad at Dr. Xpltfrk because he exterminated your race. I think you’re really mad at yourself.” Yeah, that’s what they told Elie Wiesel.

-Ben

I agree with pepperlandgirl. 'cept I’d kill ALL the boy bands. I wouldn’t do it myself, I have a friend with the ability to castrate a man with a limp french fry. I’d just watch… and smile*.

Jefferson from “Married With Children”. OK, it’s not his fault that the actor who played Steve wanted to get back on Broadway, but what a stupid, worthless hunk of man-meat he was. They screwed up a perfectly interesting character (Marcy) to explain why the hell she wasn’t throwing this whining narcissist out on his well-toned ass.

Carolyn

Do you really want an answer to that? How do you think Wesley became an Ensign for the best ship in the fleet? Don’t give me that “he earned it in flight school or whatever.” We all know how he earned it.

Sorry about the hijack

My addition: ANY fictional character played by Sagat and Paul Riser’s character on Mad about You. What did he have his **** surgically removed or chemically destroyed?

Oh, can’t forget about anyone on “Punky Brewster.”

Tinkerbell.