…what would you call it?
I had a conversation along these lines with my flatmates and the best ones we came up with were:
whatthehellwasthatium
allthatfundingpaidoffium
arghmyeyesium
bennium (to go with frankium)
itgobangium
mirkinium
Can anyone do better?
Wonkonium, of course!
Dilithium. Obviously!
Flodnakium. Like you had to ask?
[ul][li]urinium[/li][li]kuiperobjectium (on the table of elements after plutonium)[/li][li]green (ref. Blackadder II)[/li]dungsten[/ul]
Spartanium (MSU, whoo!)
or
tsarinium
or
IworkedtenyearsonmyphDandallIgotwasthislousyelementium.
penisium
respectmyauthoritium
stickthisinyourpipeandsmokeitium
dontknowwhattocallthisshittium
In honor of Jack Dean Tyler:
foreskinium
powersuckium
igotnociteium
ibetthejewishmedicalconspiricyisgonnasupressthistooium