She ain’t an animal if:
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[li]She can talk[/li][li]She can think[/li][li]She qualifies for an auto loan.[/li][/ol]
What’s her credit score.
Obligatory Galaxy Quest quote: “Oh, that’s not right!”
Dude, chill. Mermaids ain’t for real.
No comment.
So in other words, sex between the rest of the world and Australians?
But not to her face, she’d probably slap you.
Actually, I have to add that if she has fishy reproductive parts, sex with her would be uniquely unsatisfying.
And she’d call you Milt.
It’s good to know Tripolar thinks that sex with swans is acceptable bestiality 
Harpies have to come from somewhere.
On that note:
Say you were an Ed Gein type serial killer, seduced her and then, after killing her, cooked and ate her fish bits, would that be cannibalism?
Ha, yes, I’ve seen that one.
Probably not no matter what part you ate; cannibalism is eating your own species, and she’s clearly not human.
According to the Japanese, it would be the path to immortality.
What if you just grouper?
And here I always thought that was herpes. :smack:
As sick as that is, there was once a six-panel full-color Mad Magazine cartoon wherein a near-sighted grannie-type couldn’t make the distinction between a mermaid a family member had just caught and any other large “fish” – with disastrous results for the young mer-lass.
But what can you expect from MM? They once had a two panel “Movie Scenes We’d Like to See” wherein we first see a cheerful Dorothy informing the Cowardly Lion that he could now “do anything” since he now had courage. In the second panel we see nothing more of Dorothy than the some of the clothes she was wearing, with a similar fate for the Scarecrow and even the Tin Woodsman (his funnel cap was all that was left) – and the Lion was bloated and burping. You’d think that straw would be hard enough to eat, let alone metal.
Enh, due to the consent part, I’d say it’s not bestiality. I mean, if the brain is as a fully functional human, then no, it’s not a beast, and it’s not bestiality.
Enh, what DerTrihs said: xeno-whatsitcalled
Well, there’s mermaids like we see on the Discovery Channel–the big conspiracy theory to hide real-live things that are dolphinesque on the bottom and marine-hominid-looking on top. That’d be beastiality like doing a dolphin. Then there’s the magical ones that are beautiful humans on top and, when they get on land, completely imperceptible from nekkid babes. I’m not sure if intercourse with a supernatural being is beastiality.