Gospel contradictions? Your wish is my command:
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> Who is the father of Joseph?
MAT 1:16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was
born Jesus, who is called Christ.
LUK 3:23 And Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of
age, being (as was supposed) the son of Joseph, which was the son
of Heli,
> Who was at the Empty Tomb? Is it :
MAT 28:1 In the end of the sabbath, as it began to dawn toward
the first day of the week, came Mary Magdalene and the other Mary
to see the sepulchre.
MAR 16:1 And when the sabbath was past, Mary Magdalene, and Mary
the mother of James, and Salome, had bought sweet spices, that
they might come and anoint him.
JOH 20:1 The first day of the week cometh Mary Magdalene early,
when it was yet dark, unto the sepulchre, and seeth the stone
taken away from the sepulchre.
>Jesus’ first sermon plain or mount?
Matt.5:1,2: “And seeing the multitudes, he went up into a mountain: and when
he was set, his disciples came unto him: And he opened his mouth, and taught
them, saying…”
Luke6:17,20: “And he came down with them, and stood in the plain, and the
company of his disciples, and a great multitude of people…came to hear him…
And he lifted up his eyes on his disciples and said…”
>Jesus’ last words
Matt.27:46,50: “And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice,
saying, “Eli, eli, lama sabachthani?” that is to say, “My God, my God, why hast
thou forsaken me?” …Jesus, when he cried again with a loud voice, yielded u
the ghost.”
Luke23:46: “And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, “Father, unto
thy hands I commend my spirit:” and having said thus, he gave up the ghost.”
John19:30: “When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, “It is
finished:” and he bowed his head, and gave up the ghost.”
>Judas died how?
“And he cast down the pieces of silver into the temple and departed,
and went out and hanged himself.” (Matt. 27:5)
"And falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all of his
bowels gushed out." (Acts 1:18)
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>who bought potter’s field
ACT 1:18 Now this man purchased a field with the reward of ini-
quity; and falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and
all his bowels gushed out.
ACT 1:19 And it was known unto all the dwellers at Jerusalem;
insomuch as that field is called in their proper tongue, Acelda-
ma, that is to say, The field of blood.
MAT 27:6 And the chief priests took the silver pieces, and said,
It is not lawful for to put them into the treasury, because it is
the price of blood.
MAT 27:7 And they took counsel, and bought with them the
potter’s field, to bury strangers in.
MAT 27:8 Wherefore that field was called, The field of blood,
unto this day.
Whom did they see at the tomb?
MAT 28:2 And, behold, there was a great earthquake: for the
angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and rolled back
the stone from the door, and sat upon it.
MAT 28:3 His countenance was like lightning, and his raiment
white as snow:
MAT 28:4 And for fear of him the keepers did shake, and became
as dead men.
MAT 28:5 And the angel answered and said unto the women, Fear
not ye: for I know that ye seek Jesus, which was crucified.
MAR 16:5 And entering into the sepulchre, they saw a young man
sitting on the right side, clothed in a long white garment; and
they were affrighted.
LUK 24:4 And it came to pass, as they were much perplexed
thereabout, behold, two men stood by them in shining garments:
JOH 20:12 And seeth two angels in white sitting, the one at the
head, and the other at the feet, where the body of Jesus had
lain.
What was the color of the robe placed on Jesus during his trial?
scarlet - Matthew 27:28
purple John 19:2
What did they give him to drink?
vinegar - Matthew 27:34
wine with myrrh - Mark 15:23
How long was Jesus in the tomb?
Depends where you look; Matthew 12:40 gives Jesus prophesying
that he will spend “three days and three nights in the heart
of the earth”, and Mark 10:34 has “after three days (meta treis
emeras) he will rise again”. As far as I can see from a quick look,
the prophecies have “after three days”, but the post-resurrection
narratives have “on the third day”.
Heck, they’re not even internally consistent:
Matt 5:16 “In the same way, let your light shine before men, that they may see
your good deeds and praise your Father in heaven.” (NIV)
Matt 6:3-4 “But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what
your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secert. Then your
Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.” (NIV)
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