I want the dark skin and large nostrils of the Negroid race to keep me from getting sunburned and prevent annoying nasal congestion.
I want the epicanthic eye fold and straight public hair of the Mongoloid race to help protect my eyes from the fierce winter winds coming off the steppes and give body lice no place to hide in the freezing winters.
I want the light blue eyes and small penis of the Caucasoid race to fascinate women in bars with, and present a smaller target when the inevitable kick to the crotch comes.
I want the strong, gleaming teeth and compact body style of the Latin race that will enable me to do endless amounts of stoop labor yard work without getting a bad back and still have a ready smile for the chicitas when cruising in my low rider.
I want the near beardless face of the Amerindian race so I can go without shaving for weeks at a time and still look great on coinage.
I want the giant brains of the Jewish race so I can finally do my own corporate taxes and figure out how to get everything wholesale.
I want the Teutonic cars of the German race because BMW’s and Audi Quattros rock!
I want the multi-lingual razor edged tongue of the Collounsbury race to berate my inferiors and complain about bad service in French cafes with.
I want the Olympian historical perspective of the tomndebb race so I can practically pull an answer out of my ass and it will still be right!
But mostly I want to be a Kryptonian.