Yep, you! Mr. business casual riding the train with your douchebag earpiece cellphone dickbrain hanging off of your head. What an asshole! I’m talking about these things, you ugly, retarded subhuman.
You look like a child playing dress-up. You look like a douche. Those koolguy.com cellphone earpieces with the little hanging microphone were bad enough - only the geekiest business mouth-farters got into those - but with this new thing, you just look like Robocop-as-shitty pleated pant-wearing-business-casual-OMFG-polo-shirts-are-so-not-officewear-DORKWAD.
Seriously, we need to burn these things in mass satanic midnight rituals while saluting the swastika - WHATEVER IT TAKES to rid the world of this.
They’re not cool. They’re not hip. They don’t make you look hi-tech. You look even less suave while frantically ordering heavier paper stock or telling the head of H.R. to SELL SELL SELL (more snacks in the breakroom), you Alex P. Keaton Cheese-moving Fish-tossing parachute-coloring Sun Tzu “The Art of War”-buying “cause it can also apply to the modern business world, MAN” America-hating life-ruining BASTARD.
At school, there are plenty of guys that wear these things non stop- even during class. I find this horribly rude because, honestly, would you sit there with your damn cell phone up to your ear during a lecture? Ok, I’d probably rather not know that answer.
Gosh, and he was so hoping that he was gonna get lucky with you tonight, too.
Seriously, who the hell gets so worked up over other people’s sartorial choices? At least Eve is funny when she does it. I mean, you’re funny too, but not on purpose.
Fuck you! I make a living supporting over 100 people all over the country I need my headset I never know when one of them will need my assistance “right now”. The down side is I have to remember to take it off when I go to the bathroom. :eek:
Trust me, I don’t dress up like this either to impress or to annoy you. I use a cell phone so that I can handle emergencies (server outages, crap like that) when they come up without having to live in my office 24x7x365. No, it isn’t really that important in the grand scheme of things, but it pays the bills while I figure out something worthwhile to do with myself.
My headset lets me do something constructive with my hands while talking the person who’s supposed to be covering for me through a basic server reboot for the umpteenth time. Sorry if you’d rather my time be completely wasted instead of just sort of wasted.
Unless I’m talking so loudly as to be a nuisance to you, just avert your eyes, or tell yourself it’s one of those anti-dozing devices. Sheesh.
For what it’s worth, although I generally don’t give two shits what other people are wearing, these things sound kinda cool to me. If you could get one that puts little compound-eye-looking things over one eye, that’d be even cooler. I’m all about living in a world with cyborgs.
Awesome! Try explaining that concept of “emergency” to an HIV+ child prostitute in the favelas of Rio de Janero.
Oh, Wait! :smack:
I don’t mind you walking around with a cell phone - misanthropic asshole-is-the-new-norm society has made sure that that’s acceptable - but do you really have to strap on the ol’ Robot Ear and walk around like a LARP’er at a Matrix convention? Really?
I think they look silly, but I just happened to buy a cell phone in which there’s no plug to use a conventional headset. My only option for a headset is one of those Bluetooth thingys. So I’ve been sitting on my butt for six weeks trying to decide if I want to look like a Borg if I happen to get a phone call, or if I want to risk life and limb trying to hold a phone to my ear while I steer, shift, and signal.
Haahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahaah. LHOD for the win!
Seriously, I just can’t get over that some computer-jockey justifies his robo-douche-ear because he needs it for EMERGENCIES - as though he’s some first responder superhero who’s going to avert 9/12 from happening as long as he’s got his DOUCHE EAR strapped on!
Tell you what. Give me your address and I’ll ship you a couple of adhesive bandages. One for each eye - then you can slap 'em on and be spared the view, while walking around like my grampa, smack into a signpost.
Out of curiosity: what the fuck is that supposed to mean? Some sort of moral lecture that everyone with a Bluetooth headset should…quit their jobs and…go…save child prostitutes…or something? My brain just cannot figure out what possible relevance this could have.
Furthermore: is it just the wireless headsets that piss you off? I have a plain, old-fashioned, cheap ass hands-free unit.
Do I need to go save underage Brazilian prostitutes with deadly viruses too, or does the cord excuse me from that?
