Having not taken a French class, for our purposes, since 1998, I just placed into third-year French. I think I will probably got for advanced second-year, given that it’s been a while, but it’s the thought that counts.
Having not acted in a serious production since 1999, I am cast as the only male in a one-act play (there are a whole buncha one-act plays, but I got picked as the lead in this one). I walked into auditions, read a few bits (cold readings) and … got drafted, so to speak.
100% Natural 36Ds. Since I’m only 24, they’re still nicely perky and round - not a whole lot of sagging yet. 
I was sure I’d lose to the gal with the piercing, but I guess not!
I’m famous. Really famous. Waaaaay more famous than other Dopers who might make that claim. We’re talking X-treme fame-o-lisciousness here. If you knew me, you’d probably be kissing my feet ‘n’ stuff. If I were to tell you who I am, you’d all go :smack: and say “I’m so dumb; by her wit and erudition it should have been obvious!” I’m not going to tell you, of course.
You are all now cordially invited to speculate as to my identity, to which I plan to reply “Ha ha ha ha gotcha suckers” and “Gee you people are childish.”
It is customary at the straight dop to take such spurious claims with a grain of salt. Unles, of course, you have photographic evidence you can provide a link to?
I got a really good part in a play that we’re doing in December.
i got a raise yesterday.
At this point, after many years of inactivity, I have started doing weights.
Curious to see what I could do after just a few weeks of regular work, I got on the leg press.
735. 3 times.
I’m repping 585 right now, so my goal is to max half a ton by summer.
tut tut. Photographic evidence is easily forged. Can you suggest something more irrefutable? (When I saw the “perky” 36Ds next to 24 y/o, I nearly had a heart attack.)
You boys don’t seem to want us to know where you are! The real question is, how far would you travel to see 'em?
Only here. IRL, I’m called by my middle name by most everyone, but close friends use only the last name. Both of which are available in the e-mail address I use here.
Oh, and Tristan – upthread I mentioned I was among the strongest people I know without any sort of routine? Yeah, my leg press is ~1100 max, 8 - 900 for reps, the last time I tried (about 5 years ago). Congrats to you though; my overfatness has been a lifelong weight routine for my lower body, so it’s not surprising for me. It might have been the only advantage to my being fat.