If you oppose the President, you're aiding terror!

Here’s the article I’m referencing

http://toogoodreports.com/column/general/daniel/20031029.htm

Let’s go though this article

Hey, our President’s like Neo! Whoo hoo!

I guess if being united means ‘not opposing the President’, then the best example of ‘United We Stand’ would be a place like Iraq. Where it was ‘United you stand! Or else we shoot you’

Yeah… I hate having my “UWS” world shattered by mocking.

Fueling the hatred? I guess I need to go to the Howard Dean “We should burn the Bush” rally sometime. Then again, maybe disagreement is hatred. I wonder if Al Sharpton’s holding a “Bush will burn in hell forever” rally. :smiley:

Yeah, criticism never stopped Bush before. :smiley:

‘In the streets, the children screamed, the lovers cried and the poets weaped, on the day that Bush was bashed’

The Democrats are plotting to blow up targets in New York?

When the fuck did Al-Qaeda get into the business of being a Political Action Committee?

hee hee…

Saddam Hussein, in his underground bunker - “Yes! John Kerry called Bush a name. It’s time to masturbate in celebration!”

Ok… so Terrorists will weaken our leadership, so they can do something that will strengthen our leadership.

:rolleyes: I guess contested elections are putting our lives in danger too. Imagine what would happen on election day, the railing against the leader could cause all sorts of death!

We love the leader!

Around this point, I’m not sure if she’s talking about the Democrats or Al-Qaeda, they’re probably the same to her.

And I couldn’t find a source on this…

granted, it’s John Kerry and I’ll admit that the powdered wigged-one is nowhere near funny. Just that this could be made up for all we know.

GASP First the President and now GOD??? Before this President, I had never known of Presidents being bashed.

I’m sure that makes Muslims feel good. :smiley: I guess the answer of “Terrorists are self-centered assholes who are using religion” is too cerebral.

But… our lives are still in danger if we oppose El Presidente, right?

Isn’t there a name for the logical fallacy of “If they’re pissed off, I must be succeeding”. I’m sure that at time, it would ignore that they’re pissed off at you for making bad choices. But, they must hate Bush for his freedom!

Mr. President, Duck!

Or they are sending the messege of WE KNOW HOW TO USE EXPLOSIVES. Whatever.

Wait… she slipped from talking about Democrats to talking about Terrorists, right? :wink:

She didn’t expect Democrats and Terrorists to be similar? Doesn’t that warrant revoking her ‘Extreme-Right Card’? :smiley:

and of course, they’re the only two groups that want control. :smiley:

I think you lost those “Bush is the enemy” people back when you suggested we’d die because we opposed Bush.

Maybe if he could have come to my house and gave me some turkey, then I would reconsider. :rolleyes:

I don’t know, is it still a lie if you believed it and it turned out to be false? :smiley:

WELL, THAT TOTALLY REFUTES ALL CLAIMS OF BUSH LYING! If Clinton lied, that must mean that Bush didn’t!

In other words “I’ll admit it when hell freezes over”

Never thought a war like this? I could have sworn you fought a Guerrilla War or two before. I guess this war should be thought with neat troop formations on a battlefield. Sorta like a war in the 18th century.

“Those colonists are hiding behind trees, they won’t show their ugly faces”

{Before you freak out, I am not saying the Founding Fathers are like the assholes fighting in Iraq. But, for the standards of war in our time and in 1776, both are quite ‘guerrilla’}

See what you did Leftists! It’s all your fault! :smiley:

Maybe you should have thought up an exit plan before you went into Iraq. I guess there’s no precedent for that either. It’s an improv war!

not to mention that it’s hard enough finding WMDs in Iraq.

I must have missed Clinton losing in the popular vote. But, I do remember the calm Clinton years, free of independent councils, impeachments and general scandal. It was paradise! :smiley:

Unless that last captain was Benjamin Harrison… then I don’t know what the hell she’s talking about.

I guess if we just give the President dictatorial powers, we’d start moving. :smiley:

“Shut the fuck up or get off”… What a messege of unity! “If you don’t like it, leave!”. We’ll be more united if we could just shoot un-united people. :smiley:

Anybody hear about Wesley Clark planning a ‘big bang’? I hear that Carol Moseley Braun has evil plans too.

And that’s it for the column.

Wait, that was my hair that was hurting? :dubious:

I hope you guys learned something today. :slight_smile:

Are you sure about that, Ms. Daniel?

If people continue to post rants this long, then the terrorists will have won.

My god… I don’t know whether to laugh, cry, vomit, or all three. It seems she took her brain and ran it through a blender.

See… the left doesn’t produce this level of perfect insanity, does it? Point me to it, cuz I don’t see it. Not to say we don’t have our extremists, but this…really, it’s mind-boggling.

Oh, and your retorts were great. I laughed out loud at these three:

[homer simpson]na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na, leader… na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na, leader… leader…leader… leader![/homer simpson]

Silly me, I was under the impression that opposing the President IS an American thing to do, what with the Constitution and all. :rolleyes:

Dear Ms. Daniel:

I fear you have not followed instructions precisely.

When constructing the hat, the tin foil must always, repeat, always be folded along a line parallel with true magnetic north! Failure to do so will drasticly reduce the protection afforded against telepathic rays.

And you wonder how dictators come into power. Li’l Debbie wants the Big Man to tell everyone what to do and make everything all right so the boogie men don’t get us. What a sap.

Look out! Debbie is coming to Do Dallas!!!

The best part is she’s arguing to suspend elections and keep Bush king for life in the sake of unity and freedom, under God’s orders.

Only when there’s a Democrat in the White House.

Oh please send this to her, Boris! Please! Can I?

I find this to be very sig worthy.

Have I ever said “Nyet” to you, my dove?
(Begging for mercy doesn’t count.)

But seriously folks…or as close as I ever get.

This is going to be one ugly mammy-jammer of a political season. Loin your girds and keep your powder dry. The Forces of Darkness will stop at nothing…nothing…to keep their long cherished grip on power. If they win by any margin, however slim, they will interpret it as an absolute mandate from the People.

And to the honest conservatives whose opinion I respect… If you aid and abet this, every principle we hold dear in common will go straight into the crapper.

I am aware of the potential horror that will be this upcoming election, and am prepared. The Evil Emperor must be ousted, no matter the cost. I shall put his tax cuts to good use in Democratic party coffers!

Mandate? What mandate? His Lordship didn’t have a mandate in the LAST election.

That didn’t stop him from turning half the planet upside down.

The whole $5? Attaboy!

hey hey hey, it was $5.11, i make the big bucks for being middle class! (good think the terrible economy forced my health benefits up $10, so i am out money now! WOOOOO Bush!)

I agree Man of Nipples, and I don’t think people appeciate yet that they really could win.

What I don’t understand is why folks (seem to) think it will be a very different world under a democrat President. Is there a shiny, happy alternative plan that I haven’t yet chanced across or are the Democrats still broadly supporting the neocon Iraq policy ?