If you rub the lamp...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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If you rub the lamp, you’ll get the genie. Keep that in mind.

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::shrug::

::rub rub::

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I love to rub the lamp, genie or no.

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That’s no genie.

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OW! That’s hot!!! :mad:

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[QUOTE=Mindfield]
That’s no genie.
[/QUOTE]

That’s no lamp.

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What if I get Jeannie to rub the lamp, what’s she get?

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[QUOTE=Mr Bus Guy]
What if I get Jeannie to rub the lamp, what’s she get?
[/QUOTE]
Lamp oil?

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Just don’t make the same mistake I did. I spent 10 minutes rubbing one of these, and was very unhappy with what I got.

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[QUOTE=Tupug Anachi]
OW! That’s hot!!! :mad:
[/QUOTE]

You’re rubbing too hard! What are you trying to do - start a fire fer crissakes?

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Is it okay if I just comb the poodle?

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How many wishes do I get?

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poof!

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What if the genie was sound asleep when you rubbed? He’d be kinda grumpy, no?

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[QUOTE=anyrose]
What if the genie was sound asleep when you rubbed? He’d be kinda grumpy, no?
[/QUOTE]

Depends on where and how you rubbed.

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C’mon, guys, a little effort would be be nice. Not every thread in this forum has to be pointless.