There was a coup? Damnit, why do I never get the invitation to these things.
[sulks] 
To hell with “delicious”, does it have a kick?
Here you go: Winemaking Recipe for Turnip Wine, How To Make Turnip Wine: Wine Making Guides . You tell me!
Excuse me! Excuse me!
I’d like my turnip coupon!
You get a jicama
You guys had a coup and didn’t invite me!
mega pout
I’m going over to Beck’s place and sit in Ft Covid and pout.
~VOW
Nice try–rumor has it that you were an outside agitator, so there is an honorary rutabaga waiting for you.
Yum, neeps & tatties!
No turnip. But I will take a leek in public, just to show the violence inherent in the system.
Want a pea with that?
Brava!
(My first multi-quote: will it work?)
ETA: yes!