I had a cat named Roland… he was a stray that showed up at our door and we took him in to the humane society because we couldn’t have two cats, but they had to put him down due to an expensive medical condition.
Therefore, our new cat is named Jake.
That said, I would want to be named Oy.
Or, a name that lends itself to laughter like our current dog’s name, Hockey. HAHAHAHAHAHockeeeeeeee. 
My thoughts would be that I would be called stupid bastard. That way if they had company they would say sit stupid bastard and the company would be severly pissed. Just a thought after reading the madam post.
I’d like to have my dog’s name, Auggie, because I think it’s a cool name for a dog. Plus, it’s easy to get cute nicknames from it, like Auggers, Auggeroo, Auggifer, and when I’m wet, Soggy Auggie Doggy.
if I was a dog, even one granted the ability to understand human speech, I doubt I would be able to type my thoughts on this little keyboard (PS I am actually human and can barely manage it with two of my ten fingers) besides if my dog is representative of the species I would be to busy licking my nuts to care what the hell you called me.
All because you gave the cat a dog’s name.
Sigh.