…how would you like to be spent?
Being slid between breasts and down g strings one hundred million times in strip clubs strikes me as a pretty good life.
Well, the obvious had been taken, so onto the obscure:
Scrooge McDuck’s swimming pool vault
Shouldn’t that be Vala Mal Doran’s (or some other hot female rogue’s) gold coin collection?
As a high-profile kidnap victim’s ransom money, as large bills in a briefcase with all the subsequent car-chases and final bit where the briefcase gets flung open during a fight on a private jet and I billow out of the jet door as the greedy criminal cries “Nooooooo!”. Preferably.
This. But if the strippers wanted to open a couple of orphanages in Bangladesh afterward that’d be cool.
Really? I’m the one who gets to say “hookers and blow?” I thought for sure that would be taken before I even opened the thread.
So. Hookers. And blow.
Supplying the daily needs of the immortal Annie-Xmas
Psssst. Annie-Xmas, you misspelled kaylasdad99. That’s what the money at stake in tonight’s Mega-Millions drawing wants.
Ponzi schemes.
What? I’m a fucking dollar bill. What the hell do I know?
I’d want to be made into a hundred million framed portraits of George Washington.
Down payment on any new Ferrari.
In a drug dealer’s attic being eaten by rats.
Be spread out among a million stock brokers, Hollywood moguls, etc. in the 80s.
Assuming $100 bills are used as coke-delivery devices, it’d be a hell of a contact high. 