If you were a movie star......

If you were a movie star, what kind of role would you play? (hero, sidekick, gangster, villain, lover, etc.)

Also, if you want, sign the post with your fantasy character’s name.

I’ve always wanted to play a villian of some sort. Possibly set in a western or better yet, back in the medieval times.

There is something about cold hard steel that gets my blood flowin’.

I’m sure many of you have a fantasy or two, Speak up, I wanna know!
Sir Not-mentioned-in-this-film

I’d want to play my Call of Cthulhu character, Special Agent Walter Bishop of the FBI. He carries a lot of heat, wears black leather, drives fast cars and gets the job done. I assume he’d be the hero in a film set in the 1920’s era. Matter of fact, its about time there was a decent Lovecraft-inspired film…(slight hijak)

A 1950s Private Eye.

In my opinion there is nothing better than sitting around in bars, talking rubbish to the bartender and meeting ‘gorgeous dames’.

It IS the perfect job.

I have no idea for a the name though. All suggestions welcome.

I would be the hooker turned classy lady by an extremely wealthy and handsome man (Who I will fall in love with) that has nothing better to do with his money…Yeah thats it.

Candi Servesalot

The WWII flying ace who escorts bombers to Germany and back. Everybody who knows me says I was born in the wrong decade. Hey wait a min…:smiley:

Major Tyklfe, squadron commander

The sword weilding heroine that saves the kingdom from the evil invaders.

The king, of course, would be quite taken with my heronie, but she would tell him to go piss up a rope, having no use for pretty boys and would promptly take up with the older, rough and ready General.

a billy bob thornton character,like in slingblade,only female…or a female john malkovich type role…or like jane fonda in klute…or susan sarandon type roles…something gentle,yet oh so strong

I’d be the feisty whore with a heart of gold who gets to ride off into the sunset with the handsome cowboy after helping him save the day, by shooting the bad guy in the back right before he shot the cowboy in the back, because nobody ever suspects the whore of being armed.

I’d be that cowboy. :smiley:

I’d be the supporting role of the friend of the hero/heroine. I’d be the laidback, always-seen-smoking character, always in black, always dispensing pretty good advice that the hero wouldn’t realize was good advice until it was ALMOST too late to save the day.

The sexually frigid, young Cambridge graduate, British female detective. Tough but sensitive, who always learns the truth of the matter at hand. (See P.D. Jame’s character Cordelia Gray. Hehe.)

If not that the young girl who gets seduced by the sexy male vampire. You know, whatever.

I’d be the athlete that no one has faith in, except the coach, and I’d deliver in the big game.

I’d be a pitcher for the Red Sox that always gets by just on his wits, instead of an overpowering fastball. I’d say lots of things that were psuedocryptical and humorous, like “It only takes one dog to drag a pickup truck” or something like that.

Call me,

Joe Dugan

Hugh Jass<grin>
please pitch for the cardinals instead…i’d be your #1 fan!