One of those Playschool pianos.
Silly Putty.
My first answer was going to be legos, but now I realize it could only be a teddy bear. Polar bear, preferably, with German lederhosen and hiking hat
I didn’t know I had. What do you mean?
An action figure. Preferably a Transformer. But not any of the fancy-schmancy Transformers, like the dinosaur ones. Just a plain old vehicle Transformer. A minivan, if possible.
MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE!
A dildo
Heh…goes like this:
Wishbone: I want to be a balloon.
Unsuspecting reply: Why’s that?
Wishbone: So someone will blow me.
Of course, I have a gutter mind…
jayjay
Paddleball. My fave toy, of course.
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For me, it was the combination of the sig and the wish to be a balloon, that i found amusing. The glory of the world is passing, and ususally ballons do not last very long .
I look up and see my friend Okielady, I agree that she is indeed a Furby.
Me?
I’d be plasticene which is a type of non-hardening modelling clay.
Plasticene can be anything you want it to be and it is indeed a soothing experience to work the clay in your hands… allowing the heat of your hands to soften the clay to a point where it is workable.
Of course, in the right hands the non-hardening properties wouldn’t apply.
Did I just say that?
I’ve officially been here too long or maybe just long enough to have my virtuous nature twisted into something diabolical and perverted.
Lola is gonna love this…
I’d be one of those wind-up cymbal-clashing monkey toys. Probably one with glowing red eyes.
a tiger battle beast with Fire symbol.
heh heh heh, fire!
LEGO, dammit. LEGO. Not “Legos.”
A glow-stick! Either that or a superball… or maybe a bubble-blowing set (no double-entendre intended 
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I’m in a good mood today!
I would have to be a Transformer, definitely… and a specific one (Grimlock, one of the Dinobots). What can I say - he turned into a friggin’ TYRANNOSAURUS REX! (When you’re a ten-year-old kid in the 1980s, that was about the coolest toy in the known universe.)
I’d be a Big Cuddyl Cthulhu.
[sub]I make no money if they ever actually sell those thing, but I still think it’s really cool and everyone should know about it.[/sub]
Or even a “Cuddly” one.
I’ll be the third Transformer in this thread, old-fashioned, half-metal, and utterly unposeable…along the lines of Wheeljack or Perceptor…
That, or an inappropriately realistic toy gun (y’know, WITHOUT the day-glo orange muzzle thing…)
There is only one choice for me. **Evil Clown Doll
I’m buying one of those plush Cthulhus when they come out. I want have it devour all the beanie babies I can find.