I’d like to be the Zinedine Zidan Lego figure. A straw poll conducted over the last minute has revealed, however, that apparently I’m a cross between a Rubik’s snake and a Tonka truck. Hrm.
Feh. Jetfire rules! 
The only one I ever got was that stupid robot that transformed into a tape recorder. Neither the tape that came with it that could transform into a vulture nor the attachable gun could make that cool. Nay, the anger instilled by that experience will burn within me forever, manifested by the cymbal-wielding demon monkey…
A bubble mower.
[sub]Don’t ask me why.[/sub]
I’d Be an Army Man, like in the * Army Men* series of games.
I’ll use my M-16 of justice to open fire on the Transformers…
Chaulk up another for the Transformers. I’d say that I would want to be Fortress Maximus, because his toy was THREE FRIGGIN" FEET TALL! When you’re a litte kid, that’s practically your size.
If I were a toy, I would be a chocolate brown lamb. I have one that is sooo cuddly and adorable.
The pink plastic tiara from a little girl’s Princess dress-up set.
Stretch Armstrong
A double headed dildo…twice the fun…
Oh, you mean the Veritech/Robotech ripoff? (Actually, I liked Jetfire - the only thing that bugged me about him was in the cartoon show, his robot form was the same size as the other Autobots’… and when he transformed into a jet, he was big enough to carry the USS Forrestal. What was up with that?)
(Can you tell I watched the show religiously when I was a kid?)
I was going to say that, but I couldn’t remember his freakin’ name.
Peace,
mangeorge
A Sybian.
In a sorority.
(I’d post a link, but it probably wouldn’t be wise.)
Well, neither brittannia.com nor m-w know what it is. So please enlighten me.
Take it easy, I’m a naive old fart. 
Peace,
mangeorge
Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots.
My 5 yr. old grandson has a WWF type doll that talks. One of the things he (the doll) say’s, if you twist his head, is “Ow, you’re breaking my neck”. It’s pretty funny.
I surely don’t to be one, but try as I might, I couldn’t find one to buy.
No, they don’t watch WWF. I don’t know where he got it.
Peace,
mangeorge
Licensed reuse, thankyouverymuch. You can find the “Copyright Bandai” stamp somewhere on 'im.
Subspace. The same place Optimus Prime’s trailer went when he transformed.
You haven’t visited my web site, have you?
Imagine a 1/2 horsepower electric riding, ahem, personal massager… designed especially for the female anatomy.
A girl’s best friend, from what I understand talking to a lesbian couple who owns one.
Well, that explains why I didn’t find it in the conventional reference sources.
I shall look elsewhere. In the spirit of enlightenment.
Peace,
mangeorge