If you were going to buy a custom title, what would it be?

I think mine would be, “shhhh.”

I would nev…Oh, you said IF.


I did.

And it fits me like a glove.

Are you an Olde Schoole Foole?


Mr. The Awesome


Emporer of the Galaxy and Smurfs.


I waited nearly 8 years for mine, so there was never any doubt as to what it would be. Evidence.

Which doesn’t answer the OP’s question, but I just wanted to share. Again.

Legendary Creature — Gnu Newscaster

I’m considering getting one, but I haven’t a clue what to choose.

Professional Lurker

Once it was an option, I knew what it had to be…

I can be hired. Or schmoozed.


Estrogen Brigade Bait, of course :smiley:

I don’t really have a response to the OP, but if I were a guest, I would consider changing my user title to “Charter Mernber”.

In certain fonts, “rn” looks a lot like “m”, so you could fake being a “Charter Member.” In the font that’s currently used, it’s obviously a fake, but it’s close. . .

How about “Antibody?” :slight_smile:

Someone has Band as their title (I think it is), and even that has faked me out already.


I would like my handle here to be my title.

Acme Product Tester or some such.

The only thing I can think of off hand is: Custom Title.

Although, if I had a boat, it would be the: Polysyllabic Designation*. That might work as a title.
*from Schlock Mercenary