If your spouse had to cheat on you...

So you’re in a Nazi death-camp, and the only way to get ou tis if your spouse/ significant other sleeps with one of the guards.

Would you rather the guard was Brad Pitt/Scarlett Johansson; or Dick Cheney/Roseanne Barr?

She’s my spouse. If she has to have sex with somebody else for whatever hypothetical reason, I’d want her to enjoy the experience.

I blame myself for this. Sorry, everybody.

I’d rather my wife sleep with Scarlett Johansson.

No preference; hence no vote?

You can make it up to us with heaps of Ferraro Rocher chocolates. :slight_smile:

+1

LOL. However, that’s cheating.

Really, no preference? Ask your wife if whe has one…?

(giggle) Depends on your relationship-rules.

What if we’re Nazi Death Camp role-playing, and I’m pretending to be Dick Cheney as a Nazi guard and the wife is pretending to be Scarlett Johansson captured during a USO tour?

Depends. Is she conscious or unconscious?

Scarlett, or your SO?

Then it sounds like you’re having a lot more fun than I am. :slight_smile:

I’d rather the guard be whomever my husband would prefer to have sex with. I would expect it to be Johansson, but if he’d rather boink Barr, then that’s fine. He likes voluptuous women and isn’t terribly ageist, so neither choice would really shock me. So since your hypothetical doesn’t say I have to pick, it’s his choice. I would only hope he wouldn’t pick Barr because he thinks I think she’s nasty and therefore wouldn’t be hurt; I’m pretty sure he knows me (and my admiration of Roseanne) better than that. If he’s going to have sex with someone else, I’d rather he enjoy it.

But if he wants me to have sex with Cheney, then I’m afraid he’s going to be disappointed.

You’re assuming that everyone finds Brad Pitt more desirable than Dick Cheney, and Scarlett Johansson more desirable than Roseanne Barr. Not necessarily true.

This isn’t cheating because ‘all’s fair in love & war’.

NVM, misread OP

Agreed with quicksilver. In fact, though the OP is a little vague, it might be that what is being described amounts to rape–sex under duress.

Exactly. A simple explanation of the legalities of the situation to the camp commandant should straighten everything out.