(sorry, just had to share 
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What if you already do look like a D with BT?
Good question. You’d have to find some other of God’s creatures to pick on, I suppose.
Not that I believe you, but put one of these in your pocket and call it “mini-me”! 
Hey, it’s Ron’s pet Rufus from Kim Possible!
(Oh my God, why do I know this?)
If your dick looks like that you’ve got way bigger problems.
I heart naked mole-rats, thank you for that little slice of joy.
They might look adorably hideous, but did you know they are immune to pain? It seems like a fair trade-off. I give the article bonus points for referring to them as ‘‘sausage-like’’ creatures… though one has to wonder at the generated response if the article had been written as, ‘‘penis-like creatures.’’
Awwwwwww!
And if you look like a D with BT, just be glad you don’t look like 14 K of G in a… ahh, t’ellwidit.
That dog’ll *bite * you!