If you're feeling salty...

I’m your tequila…

Is that your way of asking for a rim job?

Looks like you blew a seal! :stuck_out_tongue: :wink:



Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt on the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass…
…And yes, I won’t be leaving a tip, 'cause I could… I could shut this place down. Sir? I’ll take my traveler’s checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your nation’s board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put… I could put… strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.

Where’s the lime?

Whose lime is it anyway?

I’m sorry, I put the lime in the coconut and drank them both together. Now I have a belly ache.

wait a minute

people can’t be drinks