If you're sleepy, GO TO BED!!

Ninety-nine zillion
Nine trillion and two
Creatures are sleeping!

So…

How about you?

When you put out your light,
Then the number will be
Ninety-nine zillion
Nine trillion and three.

[sub]Good night.[/sub]

What’s with making all that noise when a person yawns, anyway? There’s a guy at work who sounds like a siren when he yawns.

Yawn silently! You can do it!

(My husband doesn’t know it, but I married him for his stealthy yawning habits.)

Julie

I had a high school history teacher who would yawn while he was lecturing… and keep on talking through the yawn! I hated that! I don’t need to see your uvula while you’re trying to tell me about the Battle of Gettysburg!

I guess the teacher was as bored with the subject as I was at the time…

Oh, that’s just rude!

So that’s where that thing is!

I have it on good authority, dan, that the uvula was not present at the Battle of Gettysburg.

Er, wait. Scratch that. The uvula wasn’t only at the Battle of Gettysburg, it was also at … um …

Oh, hell with it. It’s late and I can’t think.

::YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN::

This is uvula. .

This is uvula on drugs. 0
Any questions?

My uvula can beat up uvula!