Well, since you said please…
Well, is this where I do the ignoring?
No, really, you should open another thread and ignore that one.
Oh. Hm.
Right.
Am I supposed to ignore you as well, or just the thread itself?
What will you give me if I ignore it?
Joy.
But I read that thread. Joy’s contagious.
Not anymore - she saw a doctor for it.
Joy bit my leg off once.
See, they win a bad writing contest and next thing you know they’re an attention whore.
Like the taste of fame, did ya? So desperate for more you’d open up a fake thread and tell us to ignore it? How quickly the mighty fall. Tsk tsk tsk.
Just for that, I will not ignore this thread. I’m going to post and post and post some more. So there!
Mmmmmm. Cheese.
John Cleese was a funny guy.
Oh, you said Cheese. Nevermind.
Huh. Well, I don’t give Edam.
Hey, that was a Gouda comeback, ETF.
She bit 5 of my legs off once.
She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
Was he ever on Cop Rock? Great show, that.
Well, he got better.
If not the most mundane, this thread has certainly got to be up there among the most pointless threads ever.
FYI, the reason I was starting this thread is that I had written an entry for the Bad Hemingway Competition and then found out the contest isn’t running anymore. So, I decided to post my entry here, and invite you all to throw some in. And just after hitting tthe Submit button, I realized it was better suited to CS.
So if you’re interested in reading my entry and/or adding your own Bad Hemingway story, I invite you to join me in The Bad Hemingway Competition is dead. Long live the Bad Hemingway thread.
I won’t ask you all again to ignore this here thread, 'cause I know how THAT works. 