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[LouisB]

@Covered_In_Bees

Look man, she started making “come hither” eyes at me first. So I did and she was the one who started and escalated our flirtations and stuff. If you’re gonna be the jealous type, you need to keep her on a shorter leash, lest she start wandering towards sexy studs such as myself or you need to up your own Sexy Stud rating.

Did that fickle little tramp really do all that? I have a letter from the STD clinic that I haven’t opened yet; maybe you better make an appointment ASAP.

Oh, Merry Christmas and good luck, pal.