iI pit dog gestapo

When I go to park with beagles for daily walk .I have had people ask me to put dog poo in a plastic bag,in the name of ecology. What am I missing ,50 dog poos or 50 dog poos and 50 plastic bags .What don’t I get. I carry a trowel and bury them so nobody steps in it. Why am I wrong?
I also pit the leash and harness makers. I bought harnesses for both my dogs.Quincy won’t use it. Nordberg turned into a sled dog… She pulls extremely hard . She looks like Bluto now. Great big husky shoulders and little beagle butt.I have a 26 foot cable leash. She is at 26 feet all the time. If it was 27 feet ,she wouldn’t be pulling. kidding

Borat?

Holy shit, that was exactly what I was going to say.

My sister make my family very proud by being the number-four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan, and she recently receive award from Kazakh minister of industry for Best Sex in Mouth.

Whether clever satire or drooling incoherency (I know which one my money is on), this OP has no place in the Pit. Or anywhere, really.