Sailboat; I’ve brought up spaying but my niece has not been very receptive of the idea. I’m sure she will be after this litter of pups though as she was unaware of how much time has to be invested in a litter of pups.
Ranger Jeff; The pups have been well socialized! There is much love and snuggling going on. I did designate a laundry basket and blanket for transport after watching my niece and her boyfriend try to herd mutts.
Son of a Rich; I went over for a pre-pupsitting to get an idea of what my niece and sister do when they watch over the mutts. There was cuddling and playing with a sickening amount of love and laughter ensued.
Merneith; That is something that I did get on my niece about. The pups need to start on the potty training. She is going through ‘first time mommy’ syndrome and she is protective (it’s too cold/they’re too tiny). I wish I had time to train my niece. The pups do surprisingly well going up and down steps.
So I went over and it went very well for the most part. Momzilla and pups are doing very well.
I show up at the house and make my typical entrance for Momzilla asking in my Dadvoice ‘Why am I not laying in a pool of blood? Why are you not standing over my rapidly cooling corpse?’ and Momzilla shows up in puppy mode (This is how I’ve always greeted Momzilla so don’t think this is somehow a command for her to go into Terminator Mode). Much squiggly-butt-ery, whining and yipping ensue and as I kneel down to love on her I hear ‘The Thumping’ from the hallway.
7 pups come chasing Momzilla and we are at the center of even more squigglery and puppiness. With all the pups around I forget I’m supposed to be a responsible adult and Momzilla and I go jogging into the kitchen (2 entrances), fleeing in the face of puppy slobbers. Momzilla and I lead them on a merry chase around the kitchen and living room and we are chased onto the couch. Laying down on the couch in fear of our lives.
Momzilla knows the command ‘Shhhh’. So we are hiding from The Horde. The ominous sound of puppy feet thumping and whining and yipping promise of death by licking should we falter. It gets quiet…no thumping…no whining…and this is somehow worse than being stalked. The silence before the storm. Momzilla and I peek over the edge of the couch. As our eyes crest the couch we see the end of our lives.
7 sets up bared teeth launch at us in a fury! The energy only puppies and kids have are unleashed all at once, the jump at us…they don’t even get close to getting up onto the couch. Dummies, they are only puppies.
They are whining and giving Momzilla and I their puppy eyes. Like vampires that live off of love they hypnotize me, commanding me to bring my doom to myself. What can I do? I’m only a dummy and have not the power to resist, so I bring the a pup up. Much snuggling and licking as I rub the puppy and the puppy rolls over my body…checking legs and bones as I play with the pup. The pup checks out good and I exchange it for another pup and repeat this until I’ve handled all the pups.
Again all the pup are on the floor with Momzilla and I on the couch and we play peek a boo. The pups sit and we peek over and I ask ‘What are you doin?’ and they launch at us. Momzilla noses and licks and I play with them before we disappear again. When it gets quiet we peek over to do it all over again.
I sit on the couch like a Responsible Adult and bring all the pups up with me and Momzilla. This must be a treat for the pups because they go full on puppy mode. Puppy Swarm. It moves between Momzilla and me. All of us couch surf for a while, long enough for the pups to get worn out and all is calm again.
I yell for my niece to come and get her damn puppies. Stupid things. Making me laugh and stuff…seriously what the eff is wrong with them?
Sorry I didn’t have my phone. I was outside working when my niece picked up as a surprise. No phone means no pics or vids. I beg forgiveness.