I'll buy you any themed wall calendar you want for 2015.

Is this supposed to be a “find the impossible” type of challenge?

Get me a 2015 Exotic Martial Arts Weapon of the Month wall calendar.
It should include a photograph (or several from different angles), the name, the country of origin, martial art in which it is commonly used, inventor’s name (if known, which is quite rare), and some sort of write up including special uses for any strange-looking bits. For instance, September should show a nine-dragon spear.

Or, for a more modern approach, a 2015 Exotic Firearms of the Month wall calendar.
It should include a photograph (or several from different angles), the name, the country of origin, military unit/specialist(s) who commonly use it, inventor’s name (if known), and some sort of write up including special uses for any strange-looking bits. For instance, September would show the Belgian FN P-90 Assault Rifle and it’s accompanying 5-Seven pistol; June would show a Calico 9mm rifle with 100-round barrel-mounted magazine.

How about a 2015 Dangerous Animals Poised to Attack desk mat/calendar?
Photograph(s), name, where normally found, typical predators, typical prey, typical habitat competitors, typical/special mode of attack/defense, special weaponry (stings, venoms, traps) etcetera. For instance, June could show a King Cobra as it’s spitting venom

As with checks, checkbook covers, and return address labels, the stuff available from most of the major printer/vendors is boring and tame, even in the collections geared toward men.


Possibly in existence?
A daily Zen Koan desk calendar.

–G! (or, perhaps, --G!?!)

I’d like some kind of Japanese calendar. Made In Japan. Featuring Japanese art, gardening, calligraphy, orgami, gadgets, foodie fotos … you get the idea.

But … y’all know I’m into the blues, so I get my annual wall calendar/ultra-rare 78’s CD from www. blues images . com :cool:

OK, this is the one I want, too. I used to get those comics in the '50s and was bitterly disappointed that I couldn’t buy any of the exciting, wonderful, only available in the US stuff.

Breasts, as in BBQ chicken, complete with grilling recipes.

Nok Air (nok means “bird” in Thai), the budget subsidiary of the flag carrier Thai Airways International, has teamed up with Playboy for an annual calendar. Thanks to connections, I just happen to get one each year, heh.

Slightly NSFW images from it can be seen on this page:

Icebergs. Thanks!

Photos from National Parks or State Parks. Scenic views make great wall calendars.

Either Gustav Klimt, cats (not kittens), active volcanoes, or ancient maps.

Dr. Who, please.