'I'll donkey punch you!' 'Oooh, I hope you do!'

Anyone ever heard this term before? Donkey Punch, that is.

We got a live one!

I’ll tell you what it means if anyone is interested.

–Tim

I’ll bite and say I doubt it means fucking or actually punching a real life donkey.

So, Homer, what does it mean?

When engaging in “doggy style” or anal sex, punching your partner in the back of the head so that they pass out, right as you orgasm. Apparently, the muscle response in their body is delightful.

As told to me by a co-worker.

–Tim

Homer, I know I won’t be the first to point this out but doggie style doesn’t mean anal sex. It can but for the most part doesn’t mean this; for the most part it means a man taking a woman, vaginally, from behind. And if anyone punched me out while in this position they better make sure they aren’t around when I wake up!

Goddess, man? Where do you get this shit? A co-worker? Stop hanging out around this person! Punching someone to get a bit more of a sexual thrill? Hey, I’m fairly broad minded and all but that is just, just… wrong! Eww! I feel dirty for even having guessed! This is like doping your partner up to the point they are almost dead and then fucking them. Hey, I’m a kinky chick but that is just beyond me!

And the muscle response would be one of lax. Every muscle would just relax… I don’t see how that would get you any higher… unless you wanted to fuck a corpse.

IMHO, the “Rodeo Fuck” is the best variation to the Doggy Style. :smiley:

Byz: I know the difference between doggy style and anal sex. Biblically.

I was saying you have the option.

And yes, it is quite disgutsting.

–Tim

disgusting

I personally find the very thought of it revolting. I don’t mind the doggy position but the rest you can forget. If I tried that on my missus I had better have a good funeral plan already paid for before she woke up. And I’m serious!!

Hey Homer, lemme guess. Your co-worker is also into the act of taking a cow’s heart, hooking it up to a battery and letting that spasm on the end of his dick. Heard about this on The Darwin Awards.

Ok, Dopers, what’s the correct term for the above described act of sickness? We got Felchers and Squickers, anybody wanna pony up an idea of a new name it?

Pun? What Pun? :smiley:

Tisme is right. If i did that to my wife, i’d be dead in no time.