What does the term ‘Donkey Punch’ mean? The crew of a morning radio show I listen to uses it frequently. Judging by the context of it’s use, it is some sort of sexual reference, but i have no idea to what. I’m assuming it must be pretty vulgar though as they’ve said more than once that they can’t describe on-air what it means. Please enlighten me.
Donkey punch ha ha ha ha ha! O.K. It is rather cruel and rude, but here goes. You are “making love” doggy style, and when you are about to orgasm, you punch the girl in the back of the head. Supposedly this makes her tense up, creating and even tighter hold for your pleasure.
Next up, Cleveland Steamers!
Cleveland, or Boston Steamers, involve laying underneath plastic wrap while your lover poops on your chest or in your mouth, depending on the mood.
Next Up:
The Angry Dragon!
No clue - what is the Angry Dragon???
It’s when you “ejaculate” in your “lover’s” mouth, then slap her on the back of the head so it comes out her nose while she’s yelling at you.
Thus, the angry dragon!
next up…Blumpy
Call me crazy butt I don’t think we’re going to see:
“next up…missionary position” or
“next up…tender kiss” here today.
I’ll bite, explain the Blumpy oh wise one.
receiving a blowjob while you’re taking a crap!
Romantic!
*Originally posted by jarbabyj *
To the untrained eye it might appear the blowjob was responsible for the crap. 
And I thought I was a busy guy…
Who knows what the “Fish Eye” is?
receiving a blowjob while you’re taking a carp?
Monkeysmile!
The proper name is a “blumpkin”…I’ve never heard it shortened to blumpy, but whatever floats your boat.
Most of these terms have been around for many years (Dirty Sanchez, Bucking Bronco, Chili Dog, etc.), the discussion of which provides an interminable source of Beavis and Butt-Head-esque laughter among teenage guys. But it’s safe to say, as with most purported exploits of said demographic, they’re mostly just talked about and never employed. It all makes felching, the dernier cri of insults in the Pit, seem kindergarten in comparison.
Here’s a website describing lots of various other ones, including the Cleveland Steamer and Fish Eye. (warning: quite graphic):
http://www.uloonline.com/sexxxed.html
Enjoy!