A manager at a Pizza Ranch in Iowa has re-named his restaurant’s chicken salad the “Santorum Salad.”
How many jokes can we come up with? And…go!
-Santorum has a Google problem, this guy has a serious marketing problem, and if I took a bite of a salad with the word “Santorum,” I’d have a dry heaving problem.
-Don’t tell the customers, but it’s really just a tossed salad with a little extra sauce.
Mind you, the sauce has a bit of a wang to it …
Hold the dressing on mine…
Excuse me, I believe I ordered mine without the anchovy …
“Why does this taste like my wife’s ass?”
“Your wife’s ass tastes like Miracle Whip?”
I beg the Pizza Ranch manager not to rename the sticky cinnamon bun dessert. Please, just leave it be.
Ah, Pizza Ranch. Two words that really go together; just like Vomit Tornado.
Even with the name change, it’s still the most appetizing thing on the menu.
Fromunda cheese on the side, please.
So who gets the job of tossing the salads at that joint?
As long as they don’t toss the salads WITH their joints.
Probably will be a big hit with assholes.
would you like your carrot whole or sliced?
How timely - I was just explaining to my innocent, unworldly husband that Rick Santorum can never be president because his name is also a sex act. I didn’t, however, know that he’s also a type of salad. Weird.
No, his name is the residue of a sex act.
I’m just glad Doug Smegma decided to sit this election out.
It’s probably for the best. I always found him a bit cheesy.
Santorum is a good example of what can happen when an asshole runs.
It is?
Ignorance fought, but please don’t link me to Urban Ductionary. That site’s already scarred me for life.
Forget the Urban Dictionary, just try Google. It’s the first result.
“Come try the Santorum - It’s packed with flavor!”
“Buy 5, Get 1 Free with your Packer Card!” (be sure to get your hole punched with each visit)
“Pizza Ranch’s Santorum Salad - Flavorful chunks, creamy dressing, and just enough fiber to keep you running like a top!”
Seriously…chicken, mayo and Santorum? The jokes write themselves…
