Ilsa_lund, you're boring me to fucking death

[paulberserker]

Well well, vent at someone you find tedious and you get pulled up yourself for not finding cites/links etc. some of us have slow arse connection, and are at work. I donrthave time to pull up everytime Ilsa has pissed me off.

But that doesn’t matter, does it it gluteus, because for someone who was bored with this thread by the first 10 posts, you’ve really turned it into a great big dick sucking festival between you and Ilsa now, haven’t you.

My nickelback post was meant as sarcasm. But not everyone sees that when they’re on their ‘me me ne me ne i want cites wheres your back up links bleh blah cuntybollocks high horse’ do they?

I see your posts in Cafe Society. They don’t interest me. And your posts here annoy me. Meh.
And why am I not mr happy time fun poster, Miller? I’d like to know why you say that.

Oh, and if you do, Gluteus will want cites and links.
And is it too much to ask my doper names spelt right you illiterate sons of bitches?

I like using the big fonts. Get over it.

[Lord_Ashtar]

@Ilsa_Lund

Lord Ashtar, I regret that you have such a low opinion of me. I would request that you search for my posts in Cafe Society, where you will see that I regularly start interesting movie discussion threads that are illuminating for all, including myself. Not to mention “Test Your Movie Knowledge,” which spawned eight spinoff threads and went to a total of twenty five pages.

I’ll do just that.

@gluteus maximus

Which makes you ignorant… not something that one usually brags about on the SDMB.

I don’t find most of CS to be to my liking. I prefer GD, GQ, and the Pit. If you feel that I am ignorant because I don’t participate in every single thread on the SDMB, then so be it.

[Ilsa_Lund]

But not everyone sees that when they’re on their ‘me me ne me ne i want cites wheres your back up links bleh blah cuntybollocks high horse’ do they?

Is that like the “Shoehorn Butterhorse High Horse?”

[don_t_ask]

There’s a poster that really bores me too…can’t quite remember the name.

Recently he/she posted something about some subject and it was really boring.

They have done it before…it was boring then too.

Boy if I could remember who it was I’d let them have it …for being boring.

My apologies, that was some other message board.

[Skywatcher]

If the staff were to introduce a rule that said that all posts have to include something worthwhile, this place would clear out right quick and nobody would be left.

@paulberserker

I see your posts in Cafe Society. They don’t interest me. And your posts here annoy me. Meh.

So what you’re saying is you’ve never seen an Ilsa post that you liked? There’s a ingore function here. Use it. Or do you like getting riled up at his posts so much that you can’t bear to go without?

[gluteus_maximus]

Tall and tan and young and boring
That slut from Casablanca goes posting
And when she passes, each one she gasses goes - aarrrgh!

When she posts, she’s like a rhino
That swings so cool and sways so gentle
That when she passes, each one she gasses goes - eewww!

(eewww!) but I read her so madly!
How… can I tell her I hate her?
Yes, I would stab her heart gladly!
But each day, when she posts to the SDMB
She looks straight ahead, not at me!

Tall, (and) tan, (and) young, (and) lovely
That slut from Casablanca goes posting
And when she gasses, I wretch - but she doesn’t see (doesn’t see)
(she just doesn’t see, she never sees me,…)

[BubbaDog]

Contrary to Paulsberserker’s statement. Ilsa is not boring.

Annoying? Sure

Silly? yep

Immature? Without a doubt.

Smelly? Well there’s a good possibility.

A guy using a woman’s name? Yes, he is.

Boring? Nope, not at all.

Bubba
What kind of a crazy world is it where a Bubbadog comes to the aid of Ilsa_Lund

[Ilsa_Lund]

@BubbaDog

Contrary to Paulsberserker’s statement. Ilsa is not boring.

Annoying? Sure Working on that.

Silly? yep Guilty as charged!

Immature? Without a doubt. Hey, now!

Smelly? Well there’s a good possibility. ** Only after my HIIT/Lifting routine**

A guy using a woman’s name? Yes, he is. Yes

Boring? Nope, not at all. Good

Bubba
What kind of a crazy world is it where a Bubbadog comes to the aid of Ilsa_Lund

Goddammit, vBulletin doesn’t recognize characters in quotes as content.

[Skywatcher]

@Ilsa_Lund

Goddammit, vBulletin doesn’t recognize characters in quotes as content.

Then don’t post your reply within the quotes.

[Nutty_Bunny]

@Jeff Olsen

If the staff were to introduce a rule that said that all posts have to include something worthwhile, this place would clear out right quick and nobody would be left.

I, for one, wouldn’t be here anymore. By the time I get to a thread, all the good comments are taken, so all I post is useless shit. I guess my boring ass will be pitted next.

@paulberserker

And is it too much to ask my doper names spelt right you illiterate sons of bitches?

That’s a lot of anger over a missing fucking ‘r’*! You know, there are plenty of decaffinated brands on the market that taste just like the real thing.

*Or, was I whooshed?

[Ilsa_Lund]

I just realized the absolute unmitigated irony of this situation.

I was fucking banned for being over the top and mercurial. Now that I’ve cleaned up my act, toned down my posting style and (tried, at least) to be easygoing and friendly, I am being pitted for being boring?
:smack:

[tiny_ham]

What? No ponies made of hyphens in this thread? :rolleyes:

[Ilsa_Lund]

@jarbabyj

What? No ponies made of hyphens in this thread? :rolleyes:

Just imagine that this post has a gigantic middle finger made of asterisks attached to it. :rolleyes:

[tiny_ham]

I tried that, but it loaded up too fast.

Go back to mercurial.

[Ilsa_Lund]

@jarbabyj

I tried that, but it loaded up too fast.

Go back to mercurial.

Why? You find that more entertaining, or you want me to be banned?

Lynn told me not to post anymore art.

[Charlie_Tan]

@Ilsa_Lund

Lynn told me not to post anymore art.

I, and a whole slew of damaged hamsters, are grateful for that.

I find Ilsa grating at times. Sometimes too emotional, and sometimes not able to separate argument from person, i.e. it’s possible to disagree without disliking.
However, I must say that he’s learned from the experience, and while I don’t agree with him on his views on Verhoeven, I think he makes informed and intelligent observations, so I’m fully prepared to give him quite a lot of slack. He’s not trolling, as far as I can see, and when he goes over the top (much less frequently these days), a gentle nudge will bring him back on track again.
I’ve gotten the impression that he’s in his teens (I may be very off target here and I apologize if that’s the case. It was a comment about renting movies and not being old enough). That surprised me and if that’s the case, then - even if he sometimes shows his excentric behaviour - I think he’s quite mature for his years.

[Thylacine]

@The Gaspode

I, and a whole slew of damaged hamsters, are grateful for that.

Add another, why the overused, plagiarised and unattributed ponies didn’t get **Ilsa_Lund ** banned is beyond me but they didn’t and I have noticed a vast improvement in his posts of late which I guess proves the mods were right in giving chances in this case.

I wonder if not for that start if Ilsa_Lund would be even on your radar paulberserker? Instead of being the chief annoying git of the place he has just become another nuff nuff not worth pitting, not worth following… like 99% of us here.

[Ilsa_Lund]

@The Gaspode

I, and a whole slew of damaged hamsters, are grateful for that.

I find Ilsa grating at times. Sometimes too emotional, and sometimes not able to separate argument from person, i.e. it’s possible to disagree without disliking.
However, I must say that he’s learned from the experience, and while I don’t agree with him on his views on Verhoeven, I think he makes informed and intelligent observations, so I’m fully prepared to give him quite a lot of slack. He’s not trolling, as far as I can see, and when he goes over the top (much less frequently these days), a gentle nudge will bring him back on track again.
I’ve gotten the impression that he’s in his teens (I may be very off target here and I apologize if that’s the case. It was a comment about renting movies and not being old enough). That surprised me and if that’s the case, then - even if he sometimes shows his excentric behaviour - I think he’s quite mature for his years.

I am indeed sixteen years of age. I am also a Senior in college. May the Eighth will not come soon enough. Eccentric is a good word. I seem to come across very poorly online, not quite sure why. I am really a pleasant and reserved person; very easy to get along with.
As for the ponies;they were not plagiarized. I left the initials on them, as the creator expressed a wish for. I just didn’t realize that this was a “commercial” site, and therefore outside of the limit of free use. The majority of the other art I have posted was original, or at least heavily modified from it’s original form

[Starving_Artist]

@gluteus maximus

Tall and tan and young and boring
That slut from Casablanca goes posting
And when she passes, each one she gasses goes - aarrrgh!

When she posts, she’s like a rhino
That swings so cool and sways so gentle
That when she passes, each one she gasses goes - eewww!

(eewww!) but I read her so madly!
How… can I tell her I hate her?
Yes, I would stab her heart gladly!
But each day, when she posts to the SDMB
She looks straight ahead, not at me!

Tall, (and) tan, (and) young, (and) lovely
That slut from Casablanca goes posting
And when she gasses, I wretch - but she doesn’t see (doesn’t see)
(she just doesn’t see, she never sees me,…)

This is too damn funny!!!

(But a rhino? Swinging cool and swaying gently? Hard to picture.)

[Thylacine]

@Ilsa_Lund

As for the ponies;they were not plagiarized. I left the initials on them, as the creator expressed a wish for.

I didn’t see you attributing them when complimented on them by those who thought they were your own work but no matter, my point is that those days seem far behind you for which I am grateful and not at all sure that you deserve being pitted.