Awwwwww kitty…nice stoned kitty. :o
Now I think I need a nip and a nap.
Nah he’s prepared for that
Can I borrow your username for a second?
Am I the only one with a kitty who’s a mean drunk?
She’ll happily roll in the catnip then bite my ankles should I have the audacity to walk by. Heaven forbid I try to pet her when she’s in a catnip haze.
My boys had an illicit drug den that I unwittingly supplied.
Two days after I brought home a Professor Moriarty’s brother to his permanent home, I began to be worried that they weren’t doing well together. They seemed to be really jumpy and both were not acting right. Also, they would both disappear for long periods of time under the bed and refuse to come out. I was afraid they were in some kind of kitty depression.
Finally, a week after having them both in our house, Elliot (who is pure white) came out from under the bed covered in what looked like dirt. Upon further inspection and some sniffing it was determined he was covered in catnip. Lifting up the mattress revealed a giant pile of catnip in the far corner and a very content Moriarty grooving out in it.
They had apparently been high for 5 days or so, reveling in their amazing pile of nip. That’s the last time I just toss a bag of it in the trash.
I haven’t bought catnip in a while. Although when I do I do feel like the pusher man. But what I do do is buy…birdseed. So the cats can sit by the window and watch the birds and fantasize about killing them. So I’m not so much a kitty drug dealer as a kitty pornographer (snuff film catagory).