Strange…
I was working at my desk today (I just started a new job as a writer at an ad agency), when one of the designers came over and started fawning over my hands. He couldn’t get over how white my skin was and how my hands didn’t have any hair on them (don’t ask me how that happened).
Anyway, he asked me to hold a newspaper, then said he wanted me to pose as a hand model for one of our advertisements tomorrow.
Will my new-found fame go to my fingertips?
Hey, I could use a hairless, albino-like hand. 
You sure he’s not going to hold you hostage and use the photo to prove to your loved ones that you’re still alive?
Hope you’re master of your domain. 
Happy
Happy, that’s something I’ve wondered about: if the stories I’ve heard are true, they should be covered with hair.
Guess I lucked out.
I wish I was a hand model, then I could say “My girlfriend is a model!”
Yeah, we call them ‘hand jobs’…
Watch out for those irons.
Don’t become another Ray McKigney.
And Sublight, I notice you’re in Tokyo, maybe you’re familiar with Jerry’s work in the Super Terrific Happy Hour?
Wow, two episodes of Seinfeld referenced in one thread.
Happy, who firmly believes Seinfeld can be referenced in any possible situation
Happy, Here’s a third…
Sublight, you obviously don’t have “Man Hands”
Congrats!
1st: You’ll have to add model to your 4 other crafts; Copywriter, Teacher, minister, actor.
2nd: Tell 'em models start at $250 (USD) an hour…that’s a bucket full of yen