I googled myself and learned some valuable things.
I am an accomplished physician, but I am also active in the field of behavioural and cognitive psychotherapies. I used an alias on the job, but was eventually caught. I own my own business – several of them, in fact – but I still wait tables at my dad’s old restaurant.
I have been married several times, mostly in Virginia but occasionally in New Hampshire or Tennessee. I am, unfortunately, dead, and have been for over a hundred years. But I have lots and lots of descendants. My son fell out of a tree, but he’s okay now.
I volunteer at a children’s shelter. I made a maze, but did not want to make a haunted one, because nighttime is scary enough. I think Nirvana is AWESOME. I am an accomplished horsewoman, and can give presentations on the care and feeding of horses. I am president of my sorority. I have won several swimming competitions, which is good, because I am also a Master Sailor.