I am proud to announce that the good people at Time magazine label me as a leading professional. Nevermind that I am a freshman in college who works part-time at Walgreens, I am eligible for their professional rate.
I like Time magazine, but I don’t have a subscription. The funny thing is that they sent me this offer at my mailbox at school. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
“Regarding Mount Rushmore: The Black Hills are sacred Indian ground. Imagine the creepy feeling of four leering European faces staring at your ancestors for eternity” -George Carlin
er, did my previous post show up here? I’m never sure if the error thing was before or after the post information was recieved…
(but my message hasn’t shown up yet…)
I just didn’t really feel like double posting, actually, which is why this is here.
If it turns out that my first post never did reach the MB, I’ll repost it.
…For the glory of Ed Zotti.
Ok, looks like it didn’t…
(so here’s what it said.)
While I know of several girls who are professionals. (they went to HS with me, stop thinking like that) I must say you’re the first male one I’ve met.
(er, you are a guy, yes?)
Please don’t think I’m judging you for it though, I know just how expensive being a student is.
(sigh, yeah, I’m an idiot. At least it didn’t double post)
…For the glory of Ed Zotti.
Thunderin’ Jaysus Nu Vo, what in the name of Odin are you talkin’ about here?
Good christ man, go lie down for a spell, yer frightening me, and we need our good folks with their wits about them . . .
Dr. Watson
"The end is at hand. It’s just over there, in fact; no, not there, a little to the right . . . "
Well I don’t think that is the term usage Time Magazine had in mind when selecting me for their nifty offer…or was it?
“Regarding Mount Rushmore: The Black Hills are sacred Indian ground. Imagine the creepy feeling of four leering European faces staring at your ancestors for eternity” -George Carlin