Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.
My wife and I just got back from a three mile walk.
Will she ask me this afternoon if I want to go for a bike ride?
mmm
I’ve publicly announced my intentions for this weekend, I’m hoping you can save me some trouble upfront.
Hmmm?
Signals becoming unclear.
I blame weather. Yeah that’s it.
What time zone you in?
Ahh. Got a prediction in, for you.
I predict you’ll buy a calendar.
What kind of psychic doesn’t know sunspot interference when she sees it?
I have a moon sign. Sorry. No one is perfect. I know it’s hard to believe.
Try your local Chinese Buffet. They have fortune cookies, ya know?
My prediction: they’ll be full at lunch. It is Saturday, after all.
Is your moon scorpio?
Why yes it is. Are you a psychic or stalker?
It’s coming through. A big prediction.
Yes, yes, it’s becoming clearer.
Beck will get lots of gifts and cards this November.
No, for real? Lucky guess.
I will send you cards this Nov!
You funny, @SuntanLotion . 
A freebie for you:
My prediction is you’ll be very busy this evening. Take your vitamins.
Squee! Off to get some vitamins. Will report back later!
I 
Beck.
Will I die?
What? You Wonder Woman , or something?
Prediction: you’ll live on. Immortal by your works.
I’m a psychic too!
Well, if you add an ‘ot’ in the middle…
Being on time is critical. No one likes you to be there in the middle.
Potsychic? Like the Pythia?
I just asked you something; didn’t you get it via ESPXPress, Dionne?
A vision coming through:
@Frodo this one’s for you. Quit watching old episodes of “Happy Days”