Feelin’ lucky?
I’ll have answers. And predictions. And maybe a number or two. To use at your own discretion.
(Disclaimer: I can’t affirm or guarantee any outcomes. But I don’t charge a per minute remittance. Ain’t you lucky? 
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First cognition: coming through…slowly, I see, I see: not one person will respond to this thread and Aunt Edna hid the priceless silver button hook stuck to the bottom bureau drawer.
I know, I know. It’s a gift.
What will I be asking you?
What will be my response to the answer you provide to the question that I will ask?
Will I succeed in taking over the world this weekend? Need answer fast – the weekend is well underway!!
Who will be the next president?
Will I get a girlfriend over the next couple of months?
If you’re a fortune teller, does this mean that after hours we have to use the automated teller?
BTW, how’s Penn?
And will this thread have an alternate ending?
Hey, you’re the psychic here. You tell me, an I feeling lucky?
Why don’t psychics always win the lottery?
What day is tomorrow?
How do you know they don’t? They wouldn’t tell you, or lotteries would all be cancelled.
Well, when the prize keeps getting bigger because no one got the numbers.
That’s just to bring in more suckers to increase the payout. Or when they forget which psychic’s turn it is to win this week.
Not fooled. No psychic would ever tell us about something practical like where the silver button hook is.
“I’m sensing there is someone who is important to you. Their name begins with the letter M. Who could this be?”
“Mom?”
“That’s it!”
How much is too short, how little is too long, provided it rains in the afternoons?
Looks like I’m only half right, half the time.
Do I need answer fast?
I gave you an easy one. I’m beginning to have doubts.
Who will win the next Super Bowl? Or should I ask @discobot?