"I'm airbrushing as fast as I can!" -- no Playboy Channel in HDTV

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…at least, not according to Jim English, Playboy TV president, in an interview at tvpredictions.com.

“A lot of the girls are not that pretty. You can only do so much with hair and make-up,” English said in an interview today with TVPredictions.com. “HDTV is perfect for National Geographic and the National Football League where you don’t expect people to be pretty. But adult films are all about the close-up. With surgeries and implants, I don’t know if you want to see everything in HDTV.”

I think they should just scramble the signal like the glorious early days of cable; all this clarity just gets in the way.