Well, ok, it’s minor, but I was just today elected to my law school’s student government. They made me the official secretary/treasurer (which gives me embezzlement opportunities galore, I’m sure).
Not a tremendous accomplishment, but I’m happy. If anyone wants to share any misappropriation ideas, now’s the time.
Speaking as someone who hopes to be posting a similar thread fairly shortly: applause
And don’t even THINK about the embezzlement thing. I know you weren’t serious, but a guy embezzled a lot of money from my friend’s university’s student union and basically ended up the most hated person on campus.