Well, ok, it’s minor, but I was just today elected to my law school’s student government. They made me the official secretary/treasurer (which gives me embezzlement opportunities galore, I’m sure).
Not a tremendous accomplishment, but I’m happy. If anyone wants to share any misappropriation ideas, now’s the time. 
Speaking as someone who hopes to be posting a similar thread fairly shortly: applause
And don’t even THINK about the embezzlement thing. I know you weren’t serious, but a guy embezzled a lot of money from my friend’s university’s student union and basically ended up the most hated person on campus.
Admit it matt. It was you, wasn’t it? 
Congrats, ResIpsaLoquitor. And for fifty buck I won’t tell anyone about you scheme.
From an unelected faceless bureaucrat, congratulations.
Cool, and here I live in the same town, ready to benefit from the largesse of your expense account.
Cranky,
Hey, awright…maybe with my misappropriated funds, I could fly you, me, and every other MI Doper to the next Fest anywhere in the world. Sweet!
Buy me a car?