Never mind, I need to read more carefully…as usual. Sorry.
Exactly what I’m talking about. And for the record, I hope Joe is wrong as well.
Small edit here. “Had I been in Jagger’s place and Bush had asked for the room, I’d have given it up.”
Because if you had been in Jagger’s place ten years ago and Clinton had asked for the room, you would have said, “Fuck off, you fat, blowjob-getting…” <…strangled pause, then dissolve into a spasmodic display of energetic but baffling gesticulation… red-faced pause… pointing finger> “—fatso!”
And denial of this would be sheer partisan dishonesty, you jagged cockscar.
But please. Don’t ever leave. Your ludicrously pathetic attempts to score political points are absolutely hilarious. This thread has been the highlight of my day, partly because it has caused you to reclaim the central throne in the pantheon of Our Stupidest Dopers.
Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing In The Shadows?
Cervaise: Very well put. And as we get past the summer months I’m sure it’ll be time for the Anti-Doper 2006 thread. Something tells me that humpy is gonna be in the running.
I know I haven’t seen Clothahump. As per usual, he’s started a Pit thread, then gone away for a few hours - we’ll see if it turns into days this time - and gotten torn to shreds by dozens of people in his absence.
Y’know, this is a pretty weak rant.
Mick Jagger is under no obligation to give up his reservation to anybody. Neither is anyone else. Your average Joe is not obligated to give up his reservation for Mick, or the President. And if someone refuses to give up their reservation to ANY big shot, that’s fine with me. Welcome to equality.
I’ve spent my life watching the Red States promote and indulge in ridiculous amounts of ignorance, irrationality and bigotry. As a group, they are fools, and their “values” are utterly vile.
I saw through Bush before both elections, not to mention the Republicans in general; the Red Staters didn’t. If I’m an idiot, what does that make them ? Uberdummies ?
Why wait that long. The taunting and downright pettiness on the last page of this wreck should make the OP a lot more ashamed than a few people pointing and laughing at the president. Holy fuck, who knew anyone could store up that much bile for someone they’ve never met who has zero impact on their lives?
~shuffles feet~
I’m lazy.
Besides, the last one that I wrote was written after a truly impressive string of total idiocy by New Iskander and the, finally banned, Updike.
Pitting Humpy all alone seems like a waste right now…
That is a good point… but a tour de force Pitting requires extensive research. Ve shall zee.
Precisely. President. Not King.
Since, after all, the world doesn’t contain a single head case who might want to pop a cap into a famous musician…
Which is why the The Crab Cooker is and will always be my favorite restaurant. It’s a small seafood joint in Newport Beach, CA, on the Balboa peninsula. Quite a bit of tourist trade in the summer, but it’s the locals in winter who support a business, and smart business owners understand that.
A while back, when Richard Nixon was President, a staffer called the owner (one of the Roubian family IIRC) and explained that Nixon wanted to have dinner there. Great, says the owner, we don’t take reservations but I will gladly keep a table for him and his party.
You don’t understand, says the staffer- Nixon would have to have the whole restaurant for the whole night. Security concerns and all that.
Well, I’m sorry then, says the owner, we’ll miss having the President here. The staffer was flabbergasted and asked why.
The owner explained that while the President might eat at his restaurant one time, his loyal customers eat there all the time, and he would never turn his regulars away just to satisfy one VIP. He knew that it was his regulars who had kept him open all those years.
Damn right. I eat there every chance I get.
OK. Idiot, and hateful cunt. Congratulations.
I haven’t read the other thread (yet). I only heard about this “international crisis” this morning on the local oldies music channel.
So Bush didn’t get the suite which someone else had already reserved. YAWN
Surely a PRESIDENT, with a full time professional staff can find some place equally nice or even nicer. Was Jagger rude? I don’t know. Was Bush himself angry or demanding? I don’t know. Maybe it was nothing more than The Battle Of The Staff Rats. Does it matter one way or the other? NO. He may not even care himself, so long as he has some place to go.
Bush may be our president, but that’s all he is. He is not a king or a god. He is just a man. He can do just like the rest of us do - when a place doesn’t give us what we want, we take our business elsewhere.
Barring that, they can settle it like real men, in a Celebrity Death Match. 
My money’s on Jagger.
Perhaps a coke-snorting race would be more even.
Bush would probably wind up liberating some towels … a bathrobe … some of those little bottles of shampoo.
They’re both pretty fit (I know someone who claims to have seen Mick working out in a hotel gym).
I suspect Jagger has a significant height and reach advantage, but Bush is the “decider” - so he might win a decision. :dubious:
Only if the match is held in Florida.