I’m a straight thin white male of average height in my early-mid twenties with no fundamentalist religious tendencies. What could you possibly want to know about me? 
Was it really necessary to make another thread?
No, not really. I just felt like being antagonistic, and hopefully making someone laugh (I presume you didn’t, but there’s still a chance for everyone else that reads this thread).
Just seems like wasted bandwidth to me and it’s taking up a spot on the front page. This isn’t even really a pitting. But I’ll stop posting to the thread and maybe it’ll sink off the front page. Good luck to you though, hope you get the responses you wanted.
Just to get this straight, are you saying that you started a joke thread in the Pit just to get a rise out of people? :eek:
May I suggest that you offer copious amounts of chocolate to the mod gods.
Yeah, pretty much. Is there another forum I should have put it in?
Nothing at this time, but rest assured, you’ll be on my watch list. :dubious:
(not to further a joke thread, but I felt somehow… drawn to this particular one.)
You might wanna take a forklift over to Godiva
The rules say no joke threads in the Pit. The mods are very, very serious about enforcing this rule. Your best bet is, first, to read the sticky “Discussion of Pit Rules,” and then immediately email a mod to abjectly beg for forgiveness.
Crap. I must have missed that.
The rules also define trolling as posting just to get a rise out of people. Obviously, you didn’t mean to troll. I recommend FinnAgain’s advice. You’re going to need a couple of pallets of chocolate.
There’s also the fact that posting something that you’re not serious about in order to get a rise out of people is sometimes, by mods, seen as…
Best thing to do is start swearing about natto and accusing him of something truly nasty. That’d make this puppy legit.
That motherfucker fucks puppies, and his mother!
ah, there we go.