I'm auditioning to be MTG's speechwriter

Did you know that many of our earliest presidents had slaves? Thomas Jefferson raped his slaves; he raped Sonja Henie! And Washington! Washington raped his slaves! And he’s on the mountain and all our money! Washington was forgiven for being a rapist, and he wasn’t half the president donald trump is. It’s a double stee- yanderd!

Needs more cowbell batshit.

I think General Ripper was right. Somebody is putting something it the water in this country and it’s causing problems. Probably not fluoride, but whatever it is, it’s having a very real effect.

Meh, not enough hatred, whining, and blaming people for bad things based on conspiracy theories. It’s much more positive than the kinds of speeches she prefers.

I can’t quite do the stream of unconsciousness necessary to do her justice. I guess I could have at least added the old “the American people won’t stand for it!”, whether it’s apropos or not.

NM, read something wrong.

Dan

You’re just not insane or evil enough, consider it a compliment. :slight_smile:

No, you read it right- it didn’t make any sense to begin with :slightly_smiling_face:

You read this:

as “stream of consciousness”, didn’t you? I did and was about to post when I proof-read the post and saw that @Son_of_a_Rich actually used the word I was going to “substitute” (stream of unconsciousness).

Needs more “threatening people who disagree with you with guns”.

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You read this:

as “stream of consciousness”, didn’t you? I did and was about to post when I proof-read the post and saw that @Son_of_a_Rich actually used the word I was going to “substitute” (stream of unconsciousness).
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Yes, yes I did, and a multitude of thanks for baring my…whatever that was to the ENTIRE STRAIGHT DOPE - I - VERSE!

Your friend, Dan

Isn’t that the other MAGAlady?

I think they’re both ammosexual.

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Well, how else is she going to shoot down the space lasers?

How about with a ground laser?
Or maybe leave it to the Space Force to do their job.

Getting put back into the Air Force where they belong?

Or an ASSAM.

(Anti-Semitic Surface-to-Air-Missile)

The greatest trick the Jews ever pulled was convincing the world their space lasers didn’t exist.

I’ve wondered about that; do we just keep this extraneous branch of the military, or do we fold it back into the Air Force where it really belongs?

I admit I haven’t been keeping up with that as much as I should. But it seems like the billions spent on Space Force could be better spent elsewhere.