I'm back from Canada!

I know, I know, you never noticed I was gone. But I went on my honeymoon and had a lovely time attempting to ski. By the way, the wedding went smashingly…many thanks to Jess, featherlou, and anyone else who offered advice; it was all appreciated.

The main thing I want to tell you about Canada is that it’s unbelievably beautiful. I kept trying to write this OP in my head and all I came up with were lame, disjointed bits like “the huge mountainside covered with dark trees dotted with sparkling snow reminded me of a sky filled with stars.” Eventually I gave up trying to describe it. At one point, I felt so overwhelmed that I just started to cry. That’s how beautiful it is.

We went to Vancouver, Whistler, Lake Louise, and Banff, then returned to the States by way of Montana and cut across to Seattle to catch a plane back home to Florida. One of the best places I saw was eastern Washington state…miles of empty fields and sky. It gave me the urge to just ditch everything and start walking. Montana was great too. I saw more deer on one evening in Montana than I had seen in my whole life up to that point. We were also introduced to Italian sodas there. The girl who served us the soda was flabbergasted that we had never heard of them before, so I’ve been asking everyone since then if they know what an Italian soda is. Must be a Northern thing, because I haven’t found anyone yet.

Anyway, I took a couple of weeks off from posting and thoroughly enjoyed my trip, but I did think of y’all. I hope you saved all your humor and brilliance until I got back!

Hard to leave, eh?

Oh yeah, that’s another thing…everyone says stuff like “eh” and “no worries”. It’s cute as all hell. :slight_smile:

I am Jealous, I have only been to Vancouver. If I can get my passports for the family, we might head north this summer.

Welcome back and Congrats.

Jim

Well, I hope you get to go, Jim!
I have a new “if I win the lottery” plan…I will move to Canada and offer each family member one million dollars if they will follow me and stay one year. I know they’d never want to come back to Florida.

Yes, the western mountains are some of the most stunningly-beautiful places I have ever seen.

:: pause ::

Why am I still in Toronto?

Now you have seen why I’m so homesick, living in Maryland. I moved here from Canmore, just outside Banff park gates.

Yeah, but doesn’t it get, like, reeeeallllyyy cold up there? Like buried in snow? I mean, compaired to Florida and all.
Just sayin’.

Because Toronto has me, Sunspace! :smiley: And Kytheira!

Yeah, the Rockies are stunning. I’m glad you had such a great time on your honeymoon, Dung Beetle. Did you ever successfully ski, or did you just attempt?

Ha ha ha ha ha! We have had so little snow this winter, that we’ve been able to see grass* on the ground all winter! Global warming! Ha!

Of course, it has been below freezing.

[sub]*Frozen, dead grass. But still grass.[/sub]

But Florida gets hot. Like reeeeallly hot! And it’s ugly all the time. (Relatively ugly, you know.)

Lissa, I did manage to ski a little, and fall a little as well! One of the most memorable falls was directly off the lift. My new husband sailed gracefully away down the slope, as I crashed into the lift guy’s little hut and floundered around on my back in the snow. :o

The skiing was fun, but walking in the boots was horrible. I was worn out by the time we put the darn skis on!

Yep, now that the buds are out on the trees.

I hope they survive.

I thought we’d get away with no winter this year, but I guess it couldn’t hold back through February.

lousy winter … grumble grumble … just when I was starting to enjoy global warming …

:: smacks head ::
That’s the reason.

:slight_smile:
And congratulations on your honeymoon, Dung Beetle! You’ll have great memories in the hospital as you recover from skiing.

What?

Just to say…the magnolia tree outside my office is going to bloom any day, and the cherry trees all over town have been in flower for close to a month…

What she said. I had to move away from the DC area, even if it was to Seattle instead of back to Vancouver.

Let me get this straight; you were in Banff, and you didn’t even INVITE the Calgary Dopers up for a beer? It’s less than an hour away - Canadians drive farther than that for our morning coffee! Ooh, it’s a good thing we’re so nice and polite…

:smiley:

Congratulations. It really is something else, isn’t it? I remember the first time I saw the Rockies - they just about stop you in your tracks with their bigness.

Well, I would have, but seeing as how it was our honeymoon and my husband doesn’t Dope, I’d have felt kind of awkward bringing it up. We’ll be back one of these days, though…

Who doesn’t want to meet a bunch of strangers from the internet on their honeymoon?

What?

He could have talked sports with my husband, who also doesn’t Dope.

Well, that’s alright then. Come back in the summer next time, and enjoy the beautiful, cool mountain summer. It actually cools off at night here - can you believe that? You can’t really swim in the lakes, mind you, but being able to sleep at night…priceless.

We do? But there’s a Tim Horton’s on every corner!

That sounds great. We kept saying to each other, “Wonder what it’s like in the summer?” I’m ready to go again right now.