Mememe. (But you knew that)
Welcome back. Hope you are well in body, heart and mind.
You’ve gone through a lot. Welcome back.
Missed you? Yup. You are a kind soul, and the boards are lucky to have you back.
Euty! big hugs
Euty! mwah
Welcome back, you’ve been sorely missed and thought of often.
And you, sir, are…? looks at guest list
Escort this gentleman from the premises, please.
Welcome back, and stuff.
*:: jes stadin round grinin. ::: *
One of those odd things. You came into my thoughts this afternoon, as I tried to remember your name. (I did it, btw) Something in the air, no doubt.
Good to see you back.
Welcome back your Eutyness 
Good, cause I already called shotgun.
I get sick in the back, you don’t want me in the back.
Welcome home
Quick, hide the stash!
Hey, cool, I was just thing about you too! Is this some kind of a Doper Mind Ray?
Actually, I’ve been a bit scarce myself and I’m exceedingly glad to find you here now that I’m back.
Yay Euty!
Ah, it’s a 1920’s style “Doper Mind Ray.”
We all missed you! Wecome back!
I swear, seriously, I tried to post bond for you. Sorry you had to serve the time. 
Welcome back. I just saw someone asking about you recently, so I know you were missed, by at least the person asking (who I don’t remember, so they won’t be missed…).
I just wonder how he got access to a computer while working the chain gang?