I'm becoming a troglodyte

Crowds are driving me nuts. My wife went away for the long weekend, and I loved it. A weekend by myself, drinking beer, napping on the couch, building a stockade fence in my backyard. Friends would call to go out and do things, but I would refuse, why? because I was enjoying my couch time too much, and hey Road House, Star Wars, wrestling, Nascar, baseball, Real World, whatever was on TV, I’d rather clean my house, rather dig more holes…etc.

I’ve recently purchased called ID, so I don’t have to answer the phone. I’m becoming increasingly annoyed by uninvited human interaction. I’m can’t stand crowds. That’s why I dig this and other message boards so much, very controlled interaction.

Haven’t always been this way, I’ve been a social animal most of my life. Hell i’ve made it a point to seek out crowds (Mardi Gras, TImes square, etc…) Now i’m becoming more content with just fading into the background, occasionally sufracing for air.

The best I can figure, is that this began back when I was in college and I spent an entire night watching the complete Shogun mini-series.

Is there something wrong with me?

Well that’s pretty scary. You’ve managed to perfectly phrase the exact thing that has been irritating me for years. “Uninvited Human Interaction” is probably one of my main sources of stress.

Anyway, I haven’t got any advice for you, but at least you are not alone… well, I mean you could be if you wanted to. Far be it from me to impose my presence on you.

Let’s just sit over here together and promptly ignore each other. Howsat?

Dewt

naw, dewt, you ain’t imposing, you see I’m actually briefly sufracing for air today…trying to get my shit toghether…