See?
Time travel is too damn easy.
I’d really like to partake however,
I believe I’m quite a bit overqualified to be playing this game.
The Big Bang?
Yeah, that was my fault. Sorry.
And it took me so long to pack everything into the singularity. But, I forgive you. I am, of course, better than you at forgiveness.
Without the big suck there would have been no big bang.
But you can’t beat me at being forgiven.
ssh universe
whoami
root
rm -rf /
Yeah, I created that big suck…
But, I could beat you better than anyone.
SSG Schwartz
Nobody sucks better than me.
I eat little pieces of suck like you for breakfast.
I think of all my kids, God turned out the best.
No one cooks up a plate of suck better than I.
My suck is so delicious, critics of suck from all over the world give it five stars.
Robin
Only five, dear? There, there. There, there.
I am, of course, better at patronizing than you.
I am better than all of you at speling.
Of *course * you are, precious little thing. Now run along.
Grandson? Is that you?
Well I pretty much retired after I created the Great Void.
SSG Schwartz
I apologize for pausing the game, but I gotta ask this.
MsRobyn, will you marry me?
I couldn’t leave a good double entendre just sitting there.