I'M BETTER THAN YOU! ............. a game

See?

Time travel is too damn easy.

I’d really like to partake however,
I believe I’m quite a bit overqualified to be playing this game.

The Big Bang?

Yeah, that was my fault. Sorry.

[QUOTE=fachverwirrt]
The Big Bang?

Yeah, that was my fault. Sorry.
[/QUOTE]

And it took me so long to pack everything into the singularity. But, I forgive you. I am, of course, better than you at forgiveness.

Without the big suck there would have been no big bang.

[QUOTE=Bayard]
And it took me so long to pack everything into the singularity. But, I forgive you. I am, of course, better than you at forgiveness.
[/QUOTE]

But you can’t beat me at being forgiven.

ssh universe

whoami

root

rm -rf /

Yeah, I created that big suck…

[QUOTE=fachverwirrt]
But you can’t beat me at being forgiven.
[/QUOTE]

But, I could beat you better than anyone.

SSG Schwartz

[QUOTE=gotpasswords]
ssh universe

whoami

root

rm -rf /

Yeah, I created that big suck…
[/QUOTE]

Nobody sucks better than me.

:smiley:

[QUOTE=Hockey Monkey]
Nobody sucks better than me.
[/QUOTE]

I eat little pieces of suck like you for breakfast.

I think of all my kids, God turned out the best.

No one cooks up a plate of suck better than I.

[QUOTE=Diomedes]
No one cooks up a plate of suck better than I.
[/QUOTE]

My suck is so delicious, critics of suck from all over the world give it five stars.

Robin

[QUOTE=MsRobyn]
My suck is so delicious, critics of suck from all over the world give it five stars.

Robin
[/QUOTE]

Only five, dear? There, there. There, there.

I am, of course, better at patronizing than you.

I am better than all of you at speling.

[QUOTE=Bayard]
Only five, dear? There, there. There, there.

I am, of course, better at patronizing than you.
[/QUOTE]

Of *course * you are, precious little thing. Now run along.

[QUOTE=fachverwirrt]
I think of all my kids, God turned out the best.
[/QUOTE]
Grandson? Is that you?

Well I pretty much retired after I created the Great Void.

SSG Schwartz

[QUOTE=MsRobyn]
My suck is so delicious, critics of suck from all over the world give it five stars.

Robin
[/QUOTE]
I apologize for pausing the game, but I gotta ask this.

MsRobyn, will you marry me?

I couldn’t leave a good double entendre just sitting there.