Well done.
OK… I will just run along, then. Of all my plethora of skills, perhaps the greatest is just running along.
I *am * the invisible unicycle.
Thanks, but I rode you. Eh, I’ve had better. I give better rides too.
SSG Schwartz
I doubt it. I trained my horse Shazi so well she can draw the equations for string theory on the back of a matchbook with her hooves.
I got three heads and six legs and speak a language only tabby cats can understand. Plus I spit diamonds. Hah, hah, I say, hah, hah!
I’m better at writing post #46 than ANYONE.
:o
Don’t hold you’re mouth open like that, it just tempts me more.
Yeah, but post #49 is way better. In fact, this post is the apex of this thread. All posts following won’t be as good.
I also invented the apex.
Nothing is better than post 50. It ends the page
Post 51 is better. The start of a new day.
Post #52 is playing with a full deck.
Post #53 is playing with a full deck and a full set of poker chips.
OK, since this is thread is about to drop off the page, and I invented the game. I’m going to declare a winner.
ME! because I’m BETTER THAN YOU!
Just kidding. The actual winner is:
Excellent job, fachverwirrt. That line needs to become somebody’s sig.
That was brilliant. Best laugh I had today.
(Also a good pick for the winner)
I invented the Orgasm. I win.
Yeah, but I came first, so there.
ETA: Ok, I lose
SSG Schwartz
Yeah, but it never reached its full potential till I came. Along.
Ah, but I developed the orgasm that causes your partner to have an orgasm.
I invented the Dope, and if you don’t declare me the winner I’m pulling the plug on this place. That’s right, I’m Cecil. No need for excessive applause.
Also, I invented the multiple orgasm, and Bacon Salt.