I'm blamin' Bigfoot.

Yup. That’s right. It’s Bigfoot’s fault.

It’s California…I bet that excuse works. :frowning:

He just doesn’t want to admit that he was loaded on Twinkies.

Bigfoot? Now that is not in the least a plausible defense. He should have said “Circus Peanuts.” That would’ve worked. Everybody knows those orange, disgusting candies from Hell’s Confectioners make you crazy.

It never ceases to amaze me, the lengths these people go to in order to be anything other than your garden variety psychotic, serial killer variant.

Most aren’t delusional, and thankfully, the justice system recognizes that most of the time.

'S kind of like David Berkowitz - “The dog made me do it!”, or Kenneth Bianchi trying to fake Multiple Personality Disorder. I’m sure that the judge/jury will give this defense the due credence it deserves.