So I am sitting here reading the Straight Dope and watching TV when an AD comes on for a “special report” by a local LV news station.
I didn’t catch the whole ad but basically it showed a bunch of guys in fatigues running around in the desert with paintball guns shooting women in bikinis. The full story will be on at 11.
The mind boggles.
Slee
quickly putting on robe
Have you checked their website?
I’m noticing that Eilsel has a thing for nudity…
I’m seeing “The Great Feminist Hunt 2003” on FOX.
I would ask for a link, but fetish site linking is discouraged.
Is this a “sweeps week” story. Those news guys are good at finding any excuse to show near nekkid women during this time.
Most people tend to have a thing, if not more, specifically for that purpose, dan. However, have you yet figured out which set of things (each sold separately! Collect them all!) Eilsel has?
11 o’clock UPDATE:
Colin Pummel tables evidence that bikini clad babes are harbouring weapons of mass attraction. Gasp!
Imbedded reporters with Operation Bikini Freedom have reported that the Bikinis have suffered heavy losses.
Besides, isn’t the Bikini a FRENCH invention? Gasp!
Look at what time it is! I want to know, sleestak– what was it?
Go back! Go back! It’s a British Intelligence Forgery! We’ve been taken in again! Dagnabbit! Consarnit! Drat! Gas music from Jupiter, indeed! I’m not hot-doggin’ you.
I’d better stop. If I throw in another layer of reality, you might pass out on your keyboard. More than eighty periods will freak out some browsers…so they say. Ha. If you miss a period, that’s when the tension starts.
Here we go:
Wow, I wish more news shows had footage like this. The news had footage of a guy rubbing a naked womans breasts. Local CBS news. Las Vegas Channel 5. Breasts. Being rubbed. Naked breasts. On the local news.
The game is called “Hunting for Bambi”. Here is how it works. Men pay women to go out in the desert and strip. The guys have paintball guns. The women have, well, nothing. The women get $2500 if they can grab a flag. The women get $1000 if they get shot.
The men get to shoot the women if they can.
I am not making this up.
Here is a quote from the website:
Note, I am not making this up.
They have 30 women working as game. I got the info from their website where you can book a ‘hunt’. (I won’t include the URL but it is easy to figure out if you are interested in looking at the site)
Once again I am not making this up.
This is just too much.
Slee
Oops, almost forgot:
AskNott, put down the pipe and slowly back away from the keyboard. Help is on the way.
Slee
Hrm. I’m torn between my gentlemanly sensibilties of not causing bodily harm to women, and my opinion that women are free to do with their bodies what they wish. If the gals want to get paid to get pelted by hard-plastic-coated balls of paint, I can’t tell 'em not to. However, I personally couldn’t be the guy pointing a gun, paint or otherwise, at 'em.
I do hope they at least tune down the power of the guns; having played paintball quite a bit, I can tell ya those things will leave a welt on ya the size of Kansas if yer wearing too-thin clothing. Gettin’ shot NAKED? Freakin’-OW.
–IDB
And another thing:
Ok, that makes me wanna chase down the proprietors and shoot THEM down like dogs. Christ on a cracker, why haven’t people like these joined the Darwin Awards winners yet?
–IDB
And another another thing:
Leave the damned dogs alone. I like dogs. Dogs are great. Mine brings me beer and, on occasion, fetches the occasional frisbee. Shoot her and I’d be forced to reconsider my “be nice to your fellow human” ways. 
And not just because she brings me beer.
It just occurred to me that posting while drunk is probably not the wisest of moves. Eh, well.
–IDB
I am trying to find that website. Channel 5 in Las Vegas is a Fox network. I googled “hunting for Bambi,” but did not get it. Give me a link with a link.
You were watching channel 8, fool! (Mr. T. voice).
http://www.klas-tv.com/
Look for this post in “Why do guys like lesbians.” I think i posted it there too.
I just reviewed the site, hunting for bambi (add .com). In the realm of fetishes, it is certainly original, but not as nasty as some. I am unsure which is worse. The men who pay to hurt or demean women, or those who pay to get hurt. Given a forced choice, I would chose giving vs taking pain, because pain HURTS!
There are videos for sale. A trailer video. A photo gallery of girls in the field, similar to the way you would see deers, alive or dead in hunting magazines.
A particularly bizarre photo gallery have the topless girls as wall mounts, which makes me think of an erotic “Country Bear Jamboree” attraction at Disneyworld.
The girls hired are Las Vegas escorts. They have their pages listed for those who want to mount their kill.
$10,000 dollars! Guys will pay ten grand to get to do this to one woman!
How much do you get for donating blood?