Is there a place I can go, a pill I can take, or a group I can join?
:eek:
Who is Koko Taylor?
Perhaps there is still hope…
A rather unattractive Blues singer.
Okay, she’s coyote ugly. But listen to I’m a Woman.
It’s not about the look. It’s about the feel. 
A singer.
I’m not sure why getting “a thing” for her would be a problem unless the “thing” was physical attraction and the person so affected would normally not find near-octagenarian ladies of matronly aspect to be attractive. (She was really pretty cute forty and fifty years ago.)
Having a “thing” for her music would seem to be not a problem in any way.
Yes, she was. Thanks for the link.
You know what they say… you can turn the light off with ugly…
Saw her live two blocks from my house a few years back. Akron, Ohio. $15. Thought I’d died and gone to heaven.
Thanks, Annie.
For the pill, I get spam for Viagra every now and then. I will be happy to pass it on to you. As for where you take her and what you plan to do with her when you get there you are on your own. 
So, ya’ll are sayin’ I should put a case of Old Milwaukee in the trunk and drive over to her place?
I think a woman who sings the Blues like that would yell…a lot.
Yes, but it’d probably be the good kind of yelling, like, “Oh God! Don’t stop! Don’t stop! Don’t ever fuckng stop!”
Yes, and a woman who can “Shake hands with the Devil and make him crawl in the sand” would probaly be rather creative in what she yelled, too.