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Omni: What is something you won’t be hearing out of my mouth? Alex.
Alex: That is correct for $600, select again.
Omni: I’d like to try Sexual Positions for a $1000, Alex.
ROFLMAO!!
Ditto anytime soon for this hombre!
In 1968, Masters and Johnson claimed this was the most used sexual position.
What is felching, Alex?
:ommitting smily face sticking out tongue:
My first thought when I saw the thread title: Bullshit.
Second thought: Uh oh, a troll got ahold of Omni’s name/password.
Third thought: Omni’s bored and this is somehow a joke.
Didya have a bad experience at your friends’ wedding this weekend or something?
Sorry Chief, I forgot to disable smilies!
Shit!
calms down
JESUS, Omni! Give a girl a heartattack, why don’t you!!!
< wiping brow > WHEW, scared me.
Omni is still the board’s "Most eligible bachelor that doesn’t want to be caught"
tehe
Don’t scare us, sheesh.
:eek:
Jesus Christ, Omniscient. Don’t ever do that again.
I quite agree, Falcon and UncleBeer!! :eek: :eek:
Oh, be still my heart…calm down, it’s ok, really.
Ditto sis! Well, actually I went from #1 to #3. My #3 was, oh shit, Omni got fuckin’ plastered and knocked someone up.
Phew!
Dammit I think I have three new grey hairs now…
Gee thanks guys, I honestly wasn’t fishing for this type of response, just a few LOLs. Not that this is quite to the magnitude of hearing JFK Jr was getting hitched, but I can keep working on it.
Hey I just came in to congratulate you. But you’ll have to settle for my chuckle
I was all prepared to become an atheist! I mean, Omni being taken off the market? That would be proof that there is no God. I’m glad this was a joke!